Kelly Barnhill
@kellybarnhill.bsky.social
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I wrote some books, once upon a time. Posting about stories, brain injuries, adorable animals, rhubarb recipes, nature facts, human rights, and how we can make this world safe and kind and good. You are precious to me, and I love you. kellybarnhill.com
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Hello new followers! Welcome! I'm so glad you're here. Some quick things about me:

I write novels and short stories for both kid readers and grownups. For example! I wrote The Girl Who Drank The Moon which has magic, a swamp monster, a Perfectly Tiny Dragon and a witch. bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
The Girl Who Drank the Moon a book by Kelly Barnhill
With more than a million copies sold, Newbery Medal winner The Girl Who Drank the Moon is a must-read for fans of classic children's literature or timeless fantasy fables. Every year, the people of t...
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He's even damper than Clammy Sammy Altman - a high bar to clear
dennycarter.bsky.social
peter thiel has gotta be the wettest of the oligarchs
peter thiel looking sweaty as usual
kellybarnhill.bsky.social
The man is not well.
washingtonpost.com
Exclusive: Tech billionaire Peter Thiel warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and critics of AI are “legionnaires of the Antichrist” in private lectures that connected government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future.
Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction
In leaked recordings of private lectures by tech billionaire Peter Thiel he argued that “the Antichrist” is likely to take the form of a critic of technology.
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That woman is evil
atrupar.com
Bondi: "We've been living through a horrific cycle of political violence in this country ... night after night antifa wrecks havoc on the streets of our cities. In Minnesota, a gunman murdered a state lawmaker and her husband."
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Life comes at you fast, indeed
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Exactly.
numb.comfortab.ly
Dude Nine Inch Nails gave him their song, that's how cool he is.
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There is no universe in which Johnny Frickin Cash was anything but cool. The WSJ, once again, has no idea what it's talking about.
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
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Sure but also he and his government engaged in a taxpayer funded lengthy, multi-pronged, deeply corrupt and imo scandalous attempt to threaten and shake down a friendly nation, including by threat of senseless economic warfare, into making our leader feel good about himself by giving him a trinket…
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The widespread media decision to frame international affairs as "will Donnie get the prize he wants?" is pathetic.

He's not the protagonist of human events. And to the extent he's a significant character in world affairs, whether or not he gets a prize is one of the least important things about it.
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The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to María Corina Machado, the Venezuelan opposition leader who has become a symbol of democratic resistance against an increasingly authoritarian regime, even as she has been forced into hiding and barred from holding public office. https://wapo.st/42AcHaX
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Still true
junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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kokomojoe.bsky.social
For not winning the Peace Prize, Trump will declare war on
A - Norway
B - Venezuela
C - Greenland
D - Another American city
E - Reality
F - all of the above
kellybarnhill.bsky.social
They do not. The Eastern Orthodox have a Patriarch, but he is considered a "first among equals". He is held in reverence but has no real authority over the church as a whole.
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I mean. They have lost some talent in recent months
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We are in the most embarrassing timeline
jonathancohn.bsky.social
“The Nobel Committee is an independent body and the Norwegian government has no involvement in determining the prizes. But I’m not sure Trump knows that. We have to be prepared for anything from him.”

That they have to say this...

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize
US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says
www.theguardian.com
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Right?! He's THE POPE. The literal vicar of Christ and holder of the keys of Peter. There is nowhere higher for him to go, and no appeal from his decisions! That's how hierarchical systems work!!
kellybarnhill.bsky.social
"possible rise"? He is already the pope! There is nowhere for him to rise to. Do thd Wapo headline writers have no idea how Catholicism works? Or are they just trying to stir shit?
kellybarnhill.bsky.social
Is that Stephen Miller?
ianbassin.bsky.social
DOJ is basically arguing in Court that if the President "determines" that literal martians have landed from Mars and are attacking the United States, Trump can invoke any emergency power he wants and the judiciary can't question it.
kellybarnhill.bsky.social
I've figured out this year's halloween costume!
washingtonpost.com
Bumi the 1-year-old rockhopper penguin played during a bubble enrichment activity at the Saint Louis Zoo.

Southern rockhopper penguins, like Bumi, are listed as a vulnerable species by the World Wildlife Fund.
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I know. She is a sweetheart
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And boy. He is FEELING himself too. I've had to have several chats with him about toxic masculinity, but so far to no avail.
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She still is unclear on how to actually play with him. She knows he's not a dog, so wrestling is out. Still. Attempts have been made
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This is how much my dog loves the cat:

1. She follows him around. All day. Just, yanno. Checking in.
2. She fishes the wool dryer balls out of the laundry basket and brings them to him because she knows he likes them.
3. She refuses to take a treat unless he is also offered one. Meals too.
kellybarnhill.bsky.social
Accidental Cat update:

I honestly never thought that my dog would ever accept a cat in the house. But now. Look at these two dorks.
Brown amd white dog and orange cat lounge together on a wood floor.
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aurinmpls.bsky.social
Today’s the big day! 🎙️

Join me at tonight’s Ward 12 City Council candidate forum, hosted by the League of Women Voters - Minneapolis @lwvmpls.bsky.social

🗓️ Tonight: Thursday, Oct. 9th
6:30 - 7:45pm, Candidate Forum
7:45 - 8:15pm, Meet & Greet

📍Minnehaha Communion Lutheran Church (4101 37th Ave S)
Ward 12 Candidate Forum & Meet and Greet, hosted by the League of Women Voters - Minneapolis

Today! Thursday, October 9th

Candidate Forum - 6:30-7:45pm
Meet & Greet - 7:45-8:15pm

Join us at Minnehaha Communion Lutheran Church: 4101 37th Avenue S., Minneapolis, MN 55406
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wentrogue.bsky.social
The Becka signs are just there so kids know whose houses to prank on Halloween
kellybarnhill.bsky.social
I mean. She refuses to say that George Floyd was murdered. He was frickin murdered! She claims that the officers were "overcharged". You can't be overcharged for murder. And a jury of their peers found them guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. They *did* it. "Overcharged" my ass.