Listen up.

RFK Jr. suddenly remembered $431,156.72 in earnings from his anti-vaccine "charity" work he forgot while running for President.

But don't worry folks, he'll keep better numbers running HHS.

You'll be too dead to review them anyways.

Tom Homan, Trump’s incoming border czar, is pitching the idea of “a hotline to report undocumented immigrants suspected of crimes.” And you know some motherf*ckers will gladly use it, justified or not.

Folks better prep to carry proof of citizenship, because racial profiling will run wild.