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Please don’t follow me. I’m not that interesting.
Good thing I didn’t draw up a list of “Shot!” statements.
I’d have alcohol poisoning!
I’d have alcohol poisoning!
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Good thing I didn’t draw up a list of “Shot!” statements.
I’d have alcohol poisoning!
I’d have alcohol poisoning!
Of course it is! They’re going to pay me for my prescriptions!
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Of course it is! They’re going to pay me for my prescriptions!
I usually can’t watch him and depend on your service.
But when he spontaneously combusts, I want to see it.
But when he spontaneously combusts, I want to see it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I usually can’t watch him and depend on your service.
But when he spontaneously combusts, I want to see it.
But when he spontaneously combusts, I want to see it.
Is there any punctuation in this speech?
How many uppers did he take?
How many uppers did he take?
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is there any punctuation in this speech?
How many uppers did he take?
How many uppers did he take?
Nothing says Happy Hanukkah like Trump talking about himself.
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nothing says Happy Hanukkah like Trump talking about himself.
Pacifist me is just about ready to start kicking puppies FFS.
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Pacifist me is just about ready to start kicking puppies FFS.
Well I’m an unapologetic pacifist (thank you, Quaker education!).
And I’m being challenged on a daily basis as to where the line between espousing pacifism and that espousal that just may be enabling others’ violence makes me a perpetrator of violence, lies.
And I’m being challenged on a daily basis as to where the line between espousing pacifism and that espousal that just may be enabling others’ violence makes me a perpetrator of violence, lies.
December 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Well I’m an unapologetic pacifist (thank you, Quaker education!).
And I’m being challenged on a daily basis as to where the line between espousing pacifism and that espousal that just may be enabling others’ violence makes me a perpetrator of violence, lies.
And I’m being challenged on a daily basis as to where the line between espousing pacifism and that espousal that just may be enabling others’ violence makes me a perpetrator of violence, lies.
Maybe because it’s such an unnatural tie amongst them all.
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Maybe because it’s such an unnatural tie amongst them all.
I don’t even know some of that information for myself.
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I don’t even know some of that information for myself.
It’s never too early to learn proper knife skills, including how to sharpen them.
I hope it went on to say that the actual angle depends on the blade. Because bad habits can get ingrained very early on.
I hope it went on to say that the actual angle depends on the blade. Because bad habits can get ingrained very early on.
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s never too early to learn proper knife skills, including how to sharpen them.
I hope it went on to say that the actual angle depends on the blade. Because bad habits can get ingrained very early on.
I hope it went on to say that the actual angle depends on the blade. Because bad habits can get ingrained very early on.
Is that the role of media? To support the mayor?
Just a random rhetorical question.
Just a random rhetorical question.
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Is that the role of media? To support the mayor?
Just a random rhetorical question.
Just a random rhetorical question.
Dammit. I just got all trained up on screwing in little screws.
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Dammit. I just got all trained up on screwing in little screws.
I need a list of the business leaders attending this thing who aren’t pushing back on any of the dreck coming out of his mouth so that I can avoid their businesses.
December 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I need a list of the business leaders attending this thing who aren’t pushing back on any of the dreck coming out of his mouth so that I can avoid their businesses.
Oh, yay! That’s what I aspire to. Living under something worse than what China purportedly offers.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh, yay! That’s what I aspire to. Living under something worse than what China purportedly offers.
Cut them some slack. It’s only been 15 and-a-half years.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Cut them some slack. It’s only been 15 and-a-half years.
Thank god someone is watching this travesty and summarizing, so I don’t have to offend my own cones and rods or aural canals.
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Thank god someone is watching this travesty and summarizing, so I don’t have to offend my own cones and rods or aural canals.
Knowledge is a liability. Better just grin through your ignorance.
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Knowledge is a liability. Better just grin through your ignorance.
Fanfic is out of control
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Fanfic is out of control
Honestly, I don’t know anything about this sport.
But that looks entirely like something my cat regularly inflicts upon me whenever I insist he takes lifesaving medicine or some such.
But that looks entirely like something my cat regularly inflicts upon me whenever I insist he takes lifesaving medicine or some such.
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Honestly, I don’t know anything about this sport.
But that looks entirely like something my cat regularly inflicts upon me whenever I insist he takes lifesaving medicine or some such.
But that looks entirely like something my cat regularly inflicts upon me whenever I insist he takes lifesaving medicine or some such.
Ooh! Where is this tariff shelf? Is it in a warehouse somewhere? Can I visit it? Can I see all the Big, Beautiful Tariffs that magically brought $30 billion into existence?
Can… can I have some of that for… me?
Can… can I have some of that for… me?
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ooh! Where is this tariff shelf? Is it in a warehouse somewhere? Can I visit it? Can I see all the Big, Beautiful Tariffs that magically brought $30 billion into existence?
Can… can I have some of that for… me?
Can… can I have some of that for… me?
Oh no! Aaron’s got a glitch and is reposting from last week!
Oh… he’s not?
This is from today?
Huh.
Oh… he’s not?
This is from today?
Huh.
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Oh no! Aaron’s got a glitch and is reposting from last week!
Oh… he’s not?
This is from today?
Huh.
Oh… he’s not?
This is from today?
Huh.
Chasing the largest payout? Seeking affirmation?
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Chasing the largest payout? Seeking affirmation?
Sigh.
Just.
Sigh.
Just.
Sigh.
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sigh.
Just.
Sigh.
Just.
Sigh.
Hey Google… Does the US government recognize the jurisdiction of the ICC?
And which Americans have outstanding ICC warrants?
(Spoiler: “No” and “None”)
And which Americans have outstanding ICC warrants?
(Spoiler: “No” and “None”)
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hey Google… Does the US government recognize the jurisdiction of the ICC?
And which Americans have outstanding ICC warrants?
(Spoiler: “No” and “None”)
And which Americans have outstanding ICC warrants?
(Spoiler: “No” and “None”)