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Lauren G
@gilliginandjuice.bsky.social
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Married to my final boy, podcast addict, true crime aficionado, horror devourer, oddities obsessed, ooky spooky, animal lover, she/her.

🏳️‍🌈 Love is Love
🏳️‍⚧️ Protect Trans people
🚫 Fuck Nazis and fuck Fascism
🚫 No hate will be tolerated
✊ Resist
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I wasn’t aware that my cat moonlit as Freddy Krueger. Ouch
A woman in a dark velvet green top and wearing a gold peacock chiller and black glasses shows off three nasty red scratches on her chest. You can only see half her face and she doesn’t look happy
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Now I know why the ladies have been acting insane at night the last week or two!

Love these little humane traps! They work really well and fast! Little guy was caught like an hour after I set it. I’m assuming there will be more 😆😖
A field mouse is inside a green tinted see through human mouse trap. It’s brown and white and has huge lack eyes. There is an unimpressed golden retriever in the middle ground and a lit Christmas tree out of focus in the background
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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My husband made leftover stuffing waffles and I turned it into an opened faced turkey samich with all the fixings 🤤
A golden retriever looks at a black and white plate that holds a stuffing waffle layered with mashed potatoes, turkey, squash and topped with homemade cranberry sauce
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Christmas tree is up, Boner is a new addition with lots of Krampus ornaments up on there! And the Christmas cactus has been lit! It’s officially the season of Merry! And my lovely husband has made me a White Russian. So cozy!
A Christmas tree is in the corner of a light green room. It has a skeleton named Boner on top next to the star. He’s wearing a green Santa hat. There’s a gray tree skirt with white and red poinsettias on it under the tree A small plastic cactus in a terracotta pot has lights on it while it sits on a marble counter.
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Got a tree, had some bloodys, hubby made leftover turkey sandwiches that were AMAZING! And now we’re watching Ken Burns’ The American Revolution. Glad I’m continuing my yearly tradition of not buying shit on Black Friday. (Except the tree, but that was local!)

#NoKings
#WeDontBuyIt
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I was high enough by the end of cooking that I completely forgot to put out the cranberry sauce! No one noticed so I think I must have cooked a damn fine Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Black and while plates are on a table do Thanksgiving dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving Eve! I hope everyone’s turkey comes out tasty, your sides are plentiful and you have uninvited any shitty family members who don’t respect your boundaries! 🦃🍻🙅🏻‍♀️

#Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I have an Izzy too! 🖤
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I’m checking in on this sweet little girl, Minnie, for the next few days while my friends are on vacation. She’s so grumpy but she really likes me! Look at that little tooth sticking out! 🥺

#Cats
A dark calico cat sits on a white laminate floor looking up at the camera. She has a tooth showing on the right side of her mouth and her left ear is cauliflowers A dark calico cat sits sits on a small woven purple, blue and black trimmed rug on a hardwood floor. She has a long fluffy tail and green eyes. She looks up and over her shoulder at the camera
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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I’m rewatching True Blood and I feel so bad for Eddie 🧛‍♂️☹️
Still from True Blood: Jason Stackhouse wearing blue jeans and white plaid button up shirt holds a bottle of of true blood and threatens Eddie. He is pale and tied to a chair.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Not cool bro

#TheLastDriveIn
Two tiger tabby cats sleep on a blanket on a couch. One is dark and one is light in coloring
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Are they purchasing this art from Delia Deetz? (Someone is getting squished or impaled on that thing)

#TheLastDriveIn
Several abstract gray sculptures and lit in a moody way in front of ice cube glass. It is a scene from beetlejuice
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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That giant talon sculpture is delightful!

#TheLastDriveIn
Giant brass talon sculpture gripping rock
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Getting pegged at Cracker Barrel (I might have to buy the glass, it’s so cute)
A Cracker Barrel peg game is next to a glass of beer on a wood table. The glass has a tiny barrel on it. There is can of blue moon beer in the background
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Kids these days, look at this pathetic attempt at teepeeing my house last night! Embarrassing 😆 not to mention, you missed cabbage night, dummies!

(For the record, I was handing out awesome candy by the handful last night so these kids are also ingrates 😂)
Photo shows bushes outside a house with Halloween decorations including fake gravestones, spiders and fake black cats. A single strip of toilet paper lays across the bush. An orange cat is light from below. It says “Pathetic”
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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It’s giving Jonah from Veep
Jonah from the TV Veep wears a lumberjack outfit and pretends to chop wood and be a man of the people while running for office
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Fog machine is a go, my spider is inflated, spooky lights on, Treehouse of Horror is playing, got my Halloween Buc-ee’s shirt on and a shit ton of candy! Bring on the trick or treaters!
A woman with brown and green hair holds an orange bucket of Halloween candy in front of the tv that is playing Tree House of Horror and wearing a purple tie dyed Buc-ee the beaver as a ghost on it. She also wears a witch’s hat with spiders on it
October 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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My office is having a Halloween party today and I’m wearing my mom’s fav Halloween pin. She wore it every single Halloween since I was a child. I miss my mom everyday, but especially around Halloween. She’s the reason I’m a horror movie freak! 🎃❤️🥲
A brunette with green highlights in her hair takes a selfie in a mirror, she wears a gray sweater with two day of the dead skulls facing each other embroidered on the front. She also wears a witch pin near her left shoulder Close up on cute little witch pin, she’s made of clay, wearing a witch hat and carrying a broom. She has green hair
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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This lady has serious restraint, I’d be looking for bedrooms i that farm house if I was hold up with Tony Todd 🥵

#NightoftheLivingDead1990
Barbara (Patricia Tallman) from Night of the Living Dead (1990) looks scared. She has on a white shirt and short blonde hair Tony Todd as Ben in Night of the Living Dead (1990) looks hot and holds a shotgun in his hands like a badass
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Thank you, Heather! Holliston MA was out there protesting peacefully. 1,200+ ppl! Peaceful, friendly and full of love! And bubbles!
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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At the town protest I attended there was a young woman in the passenger seat of a car stopped in front of us and thanked us for protesting bc she is immunocompromised and couldn’t do it herself safely. The car had “F*** Trump” written on the windows which made me smile!
#NoKings
Protesters line the street with signs protesting the Trump regime for No Kings
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Very happy with my sign for the #NoKings protest today! ✊ stand up, we will not be moved!
Walter from the Big Lebowski looks critically at the viewer with his head tilted. The protest sign says “SHUT THR F@%K UP DONNIE!” In Orange, red, yellow and blue with crowns crossed out around him. A yellow crown is xed out above “NO KINGS”
October 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Omg 😱
The last podcast logo is next to the the last drive in splatterween art. Underneath it says an intervieee with Joe Bob Briggs
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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I sacrificed a man to my Halloween spider goddess this year. She’s a happy girl! 🕷️🕸️
A large orange, purple and black blow up spider with red eyes sits on top of a green bush outside a gray house with black shudders. There is a body wrapped up with spider webs at the spider’s feet. There are many small spiders around and a huge spider web hanging from the house behind it.
October 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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This boy has been broken since birth! 🤣

Also passing out during #TheLastDriveIn, some dogs can’t hang.
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM