Gillyisms
@gillyisms.bsky.social
Words from an actual woman, spoken earnestly, entirely without context.
“Can we get lager in Italy, or will it be just wine?”
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“Can we get lager in Italy, or will it be just wine?”
“I think I'll stay in bed until the postman knocks me up.”
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“I think I'll stay in bed until the postman knocks me up.”
Me: “Are you back home yet?” Her: “Yeah, are you?”
May 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Me: “Are you back home yet?” Her: “Yeah, are you?”
“Is ‘forget it Trevor’ a saying or did I make it up?”
May 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
“Is ‘forget it Trevor’ a saying or did I make it up?”
“Who's Penny Black?”
April 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“Who's Penny Black?”
“Can you also grow that other plant?”
April 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“Can you also grow that other plant?”
“I prefer shops that have things you can buy in them.”
April 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“I prefer shops that have things you can buy in them.”
“What’s that game called where you run around?”
April 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
“What’s that game called where you run around?”
“How does this go in? Do you just shove it in the end and hope for the best?”
April 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
“How does this go in? Do you just shove it in the end and hope for the best?”
“Especially the women. And the men.”
April 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
“Especially the women. And the men.”
“Is he the one who played that thing in that programme?”
March 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Is he the one who played that thing in that programme?”
“There’s nothing like a young, gay man.”
March 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“There’s nothing like a young, gay man.”
“If I want to watch the eclipse, where will the sun be?”
March 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
“If I want to watch the eclipse, where will the sun be?”
“Get under my love rug.”
March 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“Get under my love rug.”
“Look, I hurt my knee.” [Takes off dress]
March 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“Look, I hurt my knee.” [Takes off dress]
“She’s got some sort of tuna on her brain.”
March 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“She’s got some sort of tuna on her brain.”
“I too, like a sausage surprise.”
March 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
“I too, like a sausage surprise.”
“What is the equator and where is it?”
March 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“What is the equator and where is it?”
“Sometimes I forget I've said things.”
March 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“Sometimes I forget I've said things.”