banner
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜
@gingabeans.bsky.social
430 followers 360 following 2K posts
Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜 📍 London and Ambridge (please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 17h
Not at his age.

#TheArchers
1 3
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 17h
I wanted Neil to say "I already did in St Stephen's".

#TheArchers
1
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 17h
She did!

#TheArchers
1 1
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 17h
I think Thursday is the release followed by a quiet family meal. Party is Friday - by which time Amber may or may not be up for a second night with George.

#TheArchers
5
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18h
God rest them.
1
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18h
Kirsty Wark said "murial" 😆

#FrontRow
1 2
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18h
What a lovely turn of phrase 💦

#TheArchers
3
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18h
World Menopause Day coming up this month, they said. Someone should write a sequel to this classic, entitled "Have You Stopped Yet?".

#TheArchers
2
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18h
Don't we all.

#TheArchers
2
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18h
Tampons on #TheArchers and now the menopause on #FrontRow with Debbie Aldridge. Jeez.
1 5
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18h
I think I'd be over before it started.

#TheArchers
1 5
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18h
Christiffer needs Al-anon.

#TheArchers
1 2 10
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18h
Susan's giving Neil a hand job in St Stephen's?! The dirty bastards.

#TheArchers
2 10
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18h
It will be for Ambur, Geargge is probably a bit "backed up".

#TheArchers
2 4
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18h
Team Christiffer.

#TheArchers
1 2
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 23h
I loved hearing Kemi Badenoch talk about how good the Tories are with the economy. Just don't look into their track record for fuck's sake.

#ToryPartyConference #Con @conservatives.bsky.social
1 1 2
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 23h
Dear Chris Aldridge (is he here on Bluesky?) - you might need to look into the pronunciation of St Fagans before the 3pm news.

#R4 #Continuity
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 23h
Paul and Stella, both doing exactly the same thing! Shacking up with the heirs apparent to the Aldridge/Brookfield Archer fortunes.

#TheArchers
1
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 23h
Wait til Ambur sees how George eats.

#TheArchers
1
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
The article is a strange read, I wonder how much the actor actually knew about Ursula? She says Ursula adores Henry. Ursula definitely didn't adore Henry, she was cruel to him, punished him for being naughty, shut him in his room, and tried to get him sent to boarding school.

#TheArchers
1 3
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
It was Ursula who suggested boarding school for little Henwee. On reflection, it's a shame he wasn't sent away.

#TheArchers
1 3
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
It's my guess they know nothing about George, or didn't have the reaction Amber says they had.

#TheArchers
2 7
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
Former jailbird Susan Carter nee Horrobin was happily about to smash a rodent's brains out.

#TheArchers
1
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
Which one carked? From memory, Ursula was beautifully darkly evil, and then we heard how Bruce talked to her and it all made sense.

Fingers crossed little Gideon will turn into a crazed megalomaniac in due course.

#TheArchers
4 11
gingabeans.bsky.social
Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
I bloody love Kate! #TheArchers
1 5