me telling my brother about the uber driver when we’re both hammered

no

what in the blue fuck is happening

the irony here is so so sweet

the fuckin irony

if you look at leon’s feed, you can quickly see he is very stupid

how the fuck do you wrap a side of beef

control of my super smooth bowels means everything to me

if you think those things were settled my guy you know absolutely fuck all about the right

you’re a bit dense, eh

you hate, but he just got you pregnant

wigs in that intro forever incredible

(i have done enough good will today for the great city of new orleans by shouting at the scolds that don’t want a cfp cinderella to ever happen)

close, they’re all dead

*reverse spooky new orleans happenings*

this is verbatim what i sent to my great aunt about the panthers

the 16 seed never won until it won twice in like 5 years.

stop saying you can’t have a cinderella in football when you haven’t given it a chance and want to actively keep it from ever happening.

can’t wait to watch 3 loss texas go blow for blow with 3 loss lsu next year!