Spotify needs to fix the track labeling errors on the original cast recording of “Show Girl,” the only existing tribute to my work! Xoxo

Oh, it’s she devine! Xoxo

I’ve seen this Law & Order episode!

Sounds like a good time to drop the needle Show Girl. Might I recommend “The Old Yahoo Step” featuring your dear friend Ginger O’Toole? Hold on tight, and enjoy!!Xoxo

Economy Candy, darling! I used to buy my shoes there. Xoxo

Do you make a Diet Cunt? Xoxo

Finally, something to like about Wicked! Xoxo

It’s like Elf, but for us!

Don’t you imagine Rudolph and that gay dentist elf snorting lines of coke in a club when that comes on? I do! Xoxo

I don’t think you’re watching Summer of Sam, are you? Xoxo

20 men interested in Judy Garland?🧐🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 xoxo