Loopy Logic
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"Look, if the class before ours were engaging in total depravity, they wouldn't bother to *write* 'total depravity' on the board. They'd just do it."
"Perhaps one of them was dictating."
"Perhaps one of them was dictating."
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"Look, if the class before ours were engaging in total depravity, they wouldn't bother to *write* 'total depravity' on the board. They'd just do it."
"Perhaps one of them was dictating."
"Perhaps one of them was dictating."
It would be easier to start a porn shop that accepts payment by check.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It would be easier to start a porn shop that accepts payment by check.
Good term for that.
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Good term for that.
I click "learn more" and it opens another dialog box that just says "There's nothing more for you to learn. I already told you all there is to know about this change."
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I click "learn more" and it opens another dialog box that just says "There's nothing more for you to learn. I already told you all there is to know about this change."
Indirect lighting got me like
a man in a striped shirt and tie is sleeping on a couch
Alt: Meme image of a guy in a striped shirt fanning himself, breathing heavily, and sweating.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Indirect lighting got me like
Yes, he can still veto, in which case the bill goes back to Congress for a veto override vote. If the House votes on the override the same way they voted today, and Senate similarly, then the veto will be overridden.
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Yes, he can still veto, in which case the bill goes back to Congress for a veto override vote. If the House votes on the override the same way they voted today, and Senate similarly, then the veto will be overridden.
Thank goodness for small favors.
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Thank goodness for small favors.
I expected them to ship it as an always-on, no-way-to-turn-it-off feature. I'm stunned they made it *optional*.
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I expected them to ship it as an always-on, no-way-to-turn-it-off feature. I'm stunned they made it *optional*.
A deleted scene from "Idiocracy."
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A deleted scene from "Idiocracy."
Gettin' mild trypophobia from those various-sized square windows.
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Gettin' mild trypophobia from those various-sized square windows.
So, he *does* believe in social distancing.
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So, he *does* believe in social distancing.
It's even in your color palette!!
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It's even in your color palette!!
I love that this works as both a declarative sentence (God did put a fork in my eye) and an imperative sentence (God, please just put a fork in my eye).
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love that this works as both a declarative sentence (God did put a fork in my eye) and an imperative sentence (God, please just put a fork in my eye).
Brian Cummings referring to himself as Kermit is stolen valor.
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Brian Cummings referring to himself as Kermit is stolen valor.
A German chocolate cake removal service -- free of charge!
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
A German chocolate cake removal service -- free of charge!
Kopp's Frozen Custard, eh? Good to know in case I visit that area.
a man in a suit is holding a pen and a notepad
Alt: a man in a suit is holding a pen and a notepad. He nods and starts to make a note.
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November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Kopp's Frozen Custard, eh? Good to know in case I visit that area.
I say yes! If we're doing nonconsecutive third terms, let's do nonconsecutive third terms!
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I say yes! If we're doing nonconsecutive third terms, let's do nonconsecutive third terms!
I was wondering which videogame I saw this lobby in.
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I was wondering which videogame I saw this lobby in.
It's like you're always stuck on second map
And you can't remember why you thought of signing up for this crap
But
I'll be there for Doom....
And you can't remember why you thought of signing up for this crap
But
I'll be there for Doom....
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's like you're always stuck on second map
And you can't remember why you thought of signing up for this crap
But
I'll be there for Doom....
And you can't remember why you thought of signing up for this crap
But
I'll be there for Doom....
