my very first mansplain was a robot cartoon

When i was six years old, watching this episode of Transformers with my babysitter, I was explaining that the Autobots were actually the good guys and the Decepticons were just trying to trick people, and she was like, “oh, really? a group whose name means Liars isn’t telling the truth?”.

except starmer and macron have both released ass-kissing support for unprovoked US aggression

arrest netanyahu, arrest putin, arrest trump

so, hopefully by the end of 12 years and two long and disastrous terms in office, we’ll finally get him. great.

Oh, great, I became a doctor. I hope nobody gets sick before I retire because I absolutely cannot help them.

they’re vape clouds, but i can’t tell the flavor from a photograph.

here’s my idea:

start with a potato chowder
thicken with Bisquik
add bacon
add a fried egg (any style)
drizzle with maple syrup
top with cheddar cheese, powdered sugar, and Cap’n Crunch cereal
garnish with a grapefruit wedge

the perfect “Good Morning Gumbo”

Kim Wexler should be the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court

let’s check the track record on Americans voting for women on a presidential ballot, it tells quite a story

you guys, I’m really sorry, I put the shrouds in with the white laundry. everbody’s socks are lilac now.

“Why is there a f**king injury report in pro football, huh? Nobody else has one. Pro football does. You know why? That's so the gamblers will have a fucking accurate spread!“
-Jimmy Dix

Nirvana lyrics are all large print quote insets from newsweek articles, Alice In Chains lyrics are all excerpts from Civil War letters

i’ve seen this, she grows up and catches jason bourne

what a piss baby

“Kids, it’s alright. We’re just about to go on a demon hell ride, but trust me, it’s actually hella tight.”

the US does some pretty fucked up shit too, and there's still comedy here