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I Got Hashbrown Casserole and a Baptism at the Tallahassee Cracker Barrel
August 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
really thought the Bush era revisionist history wouldn't start happening so soon but I guess I'm just a fucking idiot 🤪
August 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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It was me! I did it! I aborted your girlfriend!
May 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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BREAKING: new trump executive order mandates egg prices be fixed at $14.88, some are calling this a nazi “dog whistle” but experts aren’t convinced
January 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Its 2025 so I need everything fast. Instant gratification. Speedrun Hitler's fate for Elon.
what the fuck man
January 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM