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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · Jul 3

Me, every time someone posts something news related

Screen shot of Netflix pause screen. A young woman in a white sleeveless top stares out with a grim expression on her face. Text reads: “Are you still watching The End of the F***king World? Press play to continue watching.”

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

No, they need to go into the wilderness and purify themselves idk maybe get eaten by a bear

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

May the collapse of this site be so thorough and public that it becomes a cautionary tale. May the leadership decisions continue to be so embarrassingly stupid that all who were associated with them decide to leave bluesky off their resumes rather than carry the stink of this failure.

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

We could also put a cap on how many people you can follow a day, to thwart the follow farmers

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

Me either, at this point I just want a new site with invite codes that includes all of (well, most) pre-Nov 24 bluesky posters

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

They marty’d him

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

From what I’m hearing from Ravin, this isnt as decentralized as we were led to believe:

bsky.app/profile/rvbd...

ıllıllı FREE ŁINK ıllıllı @rvbdrm.com · 2d

So… Łink’s account is permabanned from Bluesky’s appview, but also gets banned from:

WhiteWind
Skylight
Bluescreen
Flashes

Basically all ATproto apps/projects?

WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS PROJECT THEN?

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

Newly released footage of mark sanchez preparing to fight the grease man

Groundskeeper willie tearing off his shirt

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

Some gems on there

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

the fuck is going on here, bunch of thin skinned losers running this site into the ground

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

Wait, these bitches banned Link??

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 3d

why make rigidtoni when we have peenne pasta at home?

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 4d

*desperately trying to shift focus away from the epstein files*

“you need to stop watching k-pop demon hunters and start looking for k-pop demon hunter biden’s laptop!”

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 4d

taking my eel to see the squirmatologist

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 4d

i bet the dinosaur bible said that its ok to eat shellfish

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t know how to break into the biz, but I would love to make low budget surrealist music videos for karaoke songs

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

no, let him cook (french toast)

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

Most people rejected his message. They hated frances because he told them the truth

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

Cat paw on top of a human hand attempting to type on a laptop

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

Like, we bullied the brands and the celebrities and the right-wing “thought leaders” who will never sign up and it turns out there are only 35m trans/blueanon/swer/wrestling fans out there so growth is capped—may as well go full carthago delenda est

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

She’s about to pull the plug on this experiment, isn’t she?

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

chat, is a CEO melting down in the comments for 24 hours a good economic indicator for the business?

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

Okay but have you considered

Jay (Matt Yglesias Follower) You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

IF YOU’RE IN LINE STAY IN LINE