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Al 🐴
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wellness myth-buster, attorney, miniature horse enthusiast
Can’t wait to out myself as an attorney later by inevitably being the only person drinking a beer at a tech meetup
June 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Don’t know how I didn’t realize the NYC toll that’s getting everyone all worked up is…. $9

Meanwhile in the Bay it’s cheaper for me to drive to and from SF than to take BART. I still take BART bc traffic sucks lol.
February 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I have a migraine that is making my brain be like jello does Dr Oz have a cure for that
November 19, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Pro tip: if you're applying to law school, don't list college club leadership as "Experiences" on LinkedIn, because when you apply for the bar, they will make you write out an explanation as to why you did not list these as employment.
April 6, 2024 at 1:23 AM
The creators of the Bluebook knew what they were doing when they made the abbreviation for County be Cnty.
December 12, 2023 at 5:26 AM
The worst thing about watching Selling Sunset is that I like the clothes so much I spend an hour researching where to buy them only to acknowledge they probably won’t work in a law firm
December 5, 2023 at 6:02 AM
Is there really not a consolidated list of all open FDA citizen petitions?

They’re all separated by category and located on different places on the website?? Am I missing something?
October 11, 2023 at 5:27 PM
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I need people who haven't been masking to understand that 60% of Covid transmission is asymptomatic, and that y'all have likely had infections you don't know about. Your body is more compromised than you know. You need to protect yourself now.
September 2, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Seeing photos of Neal Katyal at a fake SCOTUS at Burning Man has only affirmed my desire to not ever go there
September 3, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Weirdly specific but excellent
September 3, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Getting carded buying Hop Water is somehow more humiliating than getting carded buying beer
August 21, 2023 at 6:25 AM
All the rapid covid tests at CVS within 8 miles of me are sold out, but totally fine to start school again Monday with a (mainly) unmasked student population? Cool cool
August 20, 2023 at 2:46 AM
PSA Trader Joe’s has croissant croutons and yes they are as good as they sound
July 13, 2023 at 2:31 AM
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July 11, 2023 at 8:32 PM
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Fellas I just WON MY GIRL A GIANT SQUISHY STUFFED ANIMAL AT THE FAIR by breaking a beer bottle with a baseball.

Boyfriend bucket list item achieved ✅
July 9, 2023 at 5:57 PM
This is a hop water stan account
July 10, 2023 at 3:03 AM
The DIA TSA line is a super spreader event
July 6, 2023 at 2:06 AM
I love that other social media is becoming more prevalent but I think Twitter is still unparalleled to call out a company and get some kind of response when their customer service line fails
July 6, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Waiting for the NYT opinion about how this is really just part of Roberts’ moderate philosophy
June 29, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Learned today that the average age of federal judges is 69 and NINETEEN are above 80

I cannot fathom wanting to work THAT long
June 28, 2023 at 10:42 PM
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June 27, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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Our 12ft skeleton will continue to get gayer until morale improves
June 12, 2023 at 10:04 PM