Gitmeau
gitmeau.bsky.social
Gitmeau
@gitmeau.bsky.social
He/him - Better nasty than Nazi 🇨🇦🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧
What you need 7000 agents for you ask?

Perhaps they could be used to catch high profile shooters before the reddit squad or their parents turn them in for you?
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Wdym? I'd wear that. Not even at Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
And may the odds be ever in your favour... Or something like that
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Know what actually DOES drive up electricity costs? Cancelling renewable projects at a time when the tech bros move their dick measuring contest from rockets to AI data centers
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Like he'd register any of those words... Anything above grade 3 vocabulary is just gonna sail above his head into the void
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Just told family we'd be going to Africa in a bit.

The numbers of "but is it safe 'for whites' over there" we got in response is fucking depressing
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm not even USian and I have a great champagne in the cellar waiting for that glorious day...

Not planing on setting foot in the US ever again but If he's buried somewhere pee accessible I might reconsider.
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Welp. That's something I don't need in my search history. Any brave soul with cliff notes?
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Have we considered the harm being done preventing stupids from filtering themselves out of the gene pool?

I'm starting to think that adding those warnings on stuff over the last few decades kinda led to the current state of moron takeover we currently have.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
That's wasteful.

Just let JD Vance's mother nurse for him. She knows what to do with patient pain meds.
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Poke it
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I've been thinking... After Trump's ear got nicked tons of magats started wearing diapers on their ears... What's gonna happen when blowie pics come out?
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm gonna ̶d̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶ vote for her in 10 years
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Nope. Barely a third of eligible voters voted against trump.

Not making a decision IS making a decision.
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The US lost ONE boat to a chunk of ice floating on the ocean and went on to speedrun climate change to get back at ice

That's dedication
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Wonder if the ball players can just deflect and call it a gratuity... Been working pretty good for scotus. Prob worth a try
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Idk... Sounds like natural selection to me...
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'm a strong proponent of 'technically correct is the best kind of correct' but motherfucker here is stretching it...
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It IS insane that Yesavage went from A ball to 12 KS in a world series game over the span of a season though
October 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
During the last KC game they ran a graphic showing the leading tight ends by receiving yards and gushing on Kelce for performing at such a high level compared to the other guys on the list that are 10 years younger than him like he's old as dust...

Fucker's 36 😂
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Now do stock buybacks
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Wtf? I'm not. What am I doing wrong?
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM