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garrett 🐸
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"survivor? that show's still on?"

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Kristen seems like basically the only sensible murder tonight, especially after that cagey interaction with Eric. Sad to see her go, what little we got of her this season I thoroughly enjoyed...but I think her fate's all-but-sealed at this point. #TheTraitorsUS
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Oh...within like 2 seconds Tara already botched her whole argument...

"I promise Johnny's a faithful."

Porscha? Is that you? #TheTraitorsUS
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Aaaaaaand I see how this mission easily gets hijacked now...if they bring it back they'll need to revise it for sure #TheTraitorsUS
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
THE LONG PAUSE AND THEN THE MEOW FROM ROB

THIS EPISODE IS DOING A NUMBER ON MY RIB CAGE I SWEAR

#TheTraitorsUS
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
This mission is like the Touchy Subjects challenge from Survivor on steroids and I am LIVING FOR IT #TheTraitorsUS
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
This is really the season of the disconnected people, huh? All the housewives are gone, Natalie's the only gamer left, and the only connections remaining are Johnny/Tara and, if you can even count this, Rob & Maura's Love Island connection

#TheTraitorsUS
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Is this the first time someone's actually mentioned Tara & Johnny's pre-existing relationship? Surprised it took them THIS long... #TheTraitorsUS
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
"We're killing someone TONIGHT?"

"Yeah, we have to. It's kinda our job."

Ok on that interaction alone, I'm SOLD on this turret. #TheTraitorsUS
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Edge of Extinction is an underrated good season IMO, a lot of people totally disregard it for one event that happens towards the end but up until then I thought it was a very compelling season.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The only superbowl I care about.
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Excellent choice! While I think it's a *little* overhyped, it's still easily a top 5 season for me. Was rewatching the first few episodes on a flight a few months ago, and it HOLDS UP.
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
But is his name ON people's minds right now? It's not like he was leading the charge against Candiace (in which case he would be in a bad spot), but it seemed like he was just chiming in on a group consensus towards Candiace, he wasn't even the first to say her name at the roundtable #TheTraitorsUS
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Okay but WHY would you want Eric in the turret? As a faithful, he's a useful smokescreen because he's known to get nervous at the roundtable and potentially make a clumsy move, but if he's a traitor that could mean he gets sniped immediately...odd choice for sure #TheTraitorsUS
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
So I thought that if they banished Candiace immediately after Lisa that it would make Rob suspicious, but I think this kinda worked out in the best way for him. There were other people throwing shade on her, he just hopped on, so it's not like he spearheaded 2 traitor exits in a row. #TheTraitorsUS
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
OHHHHHHHH the Colton murder was so Rob could frame Candiace! That's a REALLY smart play on Rob's part in that case! I think I easily see a world where Rob makes it to the end and wins it all...that's the most likely scenario to me right now #TheTraitorsUS
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
"I think I went to a party like this once..." - Alan

my life's goal is to have just half of the wit that this man has HOW DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF #TheTraitorsUS
February 6, 2026 at 2:21 AM
candiace saying they all want to drink rob's bathwater lmao

honestly seeing the fanbase reaction to rob r I wouldn't be surprised if some fans did too

#TheTraitorsUS
February 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
It looks like the Rob vote from Candiace may come back to bite her... #TheTraitorsUS
February 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The Mark Twain quote from Rob R is crazy like what even has this season become lmao

#TheTraitorsUS
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Very possible, she's specifically very good at teasing out who's BSing her, but one thing's for SURE: if she puts the pieces together, no WAY she's sitting on it, she'll come out full-force against Rob.
February 5, 2026 at 11:04 AM
If we're talking in terms of the number of people on 50, then Heroes vs. Villains & 48 would probably be the next logical moves. Also Game Changers, but why would you do that to yourself?

If you want to watch the BEST seasons before 50 though, I'd recommend Micronesia, HvV, Kaôh Rōng, and/or 47.
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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