G!l
@gjbaron.bsky.social
Producer of @YourLateNight and @PopCulturedGame. Writer at @TheFinalEdition. "Be the person Gil Baron already thinks you are." 🇮🇱
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G!l
@gjbaron.bsky.social
· Dec 7
The single scene in LA is a bunch of perfectly nice people who are desperate to date anyone but each other.
I’ll never forgive grief for making me a person who listens to James Taylor.
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’ll never forgive grief for making me a person who listens to James Taylor.
Sandler calls them ‘skits.’
Skits is fine.
Skits is fine.
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sandler calls them ‘skits.’
Skits is fine.
Skits is fine.
This is the last time Im ever going to address this. So here it is for the whole internet;
The best Disney villain song is “I Wanna Be Like You” from Jungle Book.
An orangutan threatening an 8 year old unless mowgli teaches him how to make fire, which he has no idea how to do!?
The best Disney villain song is “I Wanna Be Like You” from Jungle Book.
An orangutan threatening an 8 year old unless mowgli teaches him how to make fire, which he has no idea how to do!?
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This is the last time Im ever going to address this. So here it is for the whole internet;
The best Disney villain song is “I Wanna Be Like You” from Jungle Book.
An orangutan threatening an 8 year old unless mowgli teaches him how to make fire, which he has no idea how to do!?
The best Disney villain song is “I Wanna Be Like You” from Jungle Book.
An orangutan threatening an 8 year old unless mowgli teaches him how to make fire, which he has no idea how to do!?
I’m so old that we used to call them “pornographs”
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m so old that we used to call them “pornographs”
Last night I dreamt that I taught a Stand Up class. And I woke up with a pretty solid syllabus tbh.
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Last night I dreamt that I taught a Stand Up class. And I woke up with a pretty solid syllabus tbh.
DID YOU KNOW!?
Americans celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving in November!
Happy American Canadian Thanksgiving everyone!
Americans celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving in November!
Happy American Canadian Thanksgiving everyone!
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
DID YOU KNOW!?
Americans celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving in November!
Happy American Canadian Thanksgiving everyone!
Americans celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving in November!
Happy American Canadian Thanksgiving everyone!
The funniest part of Predator: Badlands is the confirmation that every previous Predator was experiencing male pattern baldness.
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The funniest part of Predator: Badlands is the confirmation that every previous Predator was experiencing male pattern baldness.
Freedom's just another word for the stretch of road between traffic jams.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Freedom's just another word for the stretch of road between traffic jams.
As Ive reignited my passion for the classics of cinema over the course of this year, one of the most important lessons that I find myself relearning over and over again, is that "Marathon Man" and "The Running Man" are two very different films.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
As Ive reignited my passion for the classics of cinema over the course of this year, one of the most important lessons that I find myself relearning over and over again, is that "Marathon Man" and "The Running Man" are two very different films.
Difficult Pificult, Lemon Squificult!
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Difficult Pificult, Lemon Squificult!
I shouldn't judge myself until Ive walked a mile in my shoes
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I shouldn't judge myself until Ive walked a mile in my shoes
If a news report dropped tomorrow, that revealed all pro sports are as scripted as pro wrestling, would you bat an eyelash?
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If a news report dropped tomorrow, that revealed all pro sports are as scripted as pro wrestling, would you bat an eyelash?
My Halloween Costume is,
If you see me at the party and I'm having a conversation with somebody, I want to you come up and ask them who they're talking to.
When they say "I'm talking to Gil"
You say; "Gil Baron? But he died on stage 15 years ago..."
Thats it. Thats the costume.
If you see me at the party and I'm having a conversation with somebody, I want to you come up and ask them who they're talking to.
When they say "I'm talking to Gil"
You say; "Gil Baron? But he died on stage 15 years ago..."
Thats it. Thats the costume.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My Halloween Costume is,
If you see me at the party and I'm having a conversation with somebody, I want to you come up and ask them who they're talking to.
When they say "I'm talking to Gil"
You say; "Gil Baron? But he died on stage 15 years ago..."
Thats it. Thats the costume.
If you see me at the party and I'm having a conversation with somebody, I want to you come up and ask them who they're talking to.
When they say "I'm talking to Gil"
You say; "Gil Baron? But he died on stage 15 years ago..."
Thats it. Thats the costume.
Not enough credit is going to Jeff Lemiere and Chris Condon for how good JSA and Green Arrow are right now. They have such clear voices and directions. I feel like GA has been in a 'rebuilding' phase since New 52, or maybe Archer's Quest. Its now the book I've always thought it was.
October 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Not enough credit is going to Jeff Lemiere and Chris Condon for how good JSA and Green Arrow are right now. They have such clear voices and directions. I feel like GA has been in a 'rebuilding' phase since New 52, or maybe Archer's Quest. Its now the book I've always thought it was.
As a comic book person, it’s baffling to me that there’s a Star Dodger named Freddy Freeman, but there’s no captain marvel/ Shazam signs, memes or a nickname. Nothing.
That would be like if there was a Met named Clark Kent, and nobody cared.
That would be like if there was a Met named Clark Kent, and nobody cared.
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
As a comic book person, it’s baffling to me that there’s a Star Dodger named Freddy Freeman, but there’s no captain marvel/ Shazam signs, memes or a nickname. Nothing.
That would be like if there was a Met named Clark Kent, and nobody cared.
That would be like if there was a Met named Clark Kent, and nobody cared.
There’s a Blue Jays player named Boba Shett??
#worldseries
#worldseries
October 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
There’s a Blue Jays player named Boba Shett??
#worldseries
#worldseries
I have a headache.
But pronounced like “Jordache.”
But pronounced like “Jordache.”
October 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have a headache.
But pronounced like “Jordache.”
But pronounced like “Jordache.”
I know could never stand up to torture.
I can barely stand being comfortable.
I can barely stand being comfortable.
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I know could never stand up to torture.
I can barely stand being comfortable.
I can barely stand being comfortable.
True Life: Told too many people Im not into scary stuff and now my friends dont text me all October.
October 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
True Life: Told too many people Im not into scary stuff and now my friends dont text me all October.
The only evidence I have that Kirby intended his name to be pronounced Dark “seed” is that in one issue, Orion fights a member of the Deep Six named “Shark-seed” and it’s the only thing that could possibly be referencing.
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The only evidence I have that Kirby intended his name to be pronounced Dark “seed” is that in one issue, Orion fights a member of the Deep Six named “Shark-seed” and it’s the only thing that could possibly be referencing.
“Start every day with a smile and get it over with”
-WC Fields
-WC Fields
October 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“Start every day with a smile and get it over with”
-WC Fields
-WC Fields
This is the last time Im ever going to address this. So here it is for the whole internet;
No. The Ghostbusters would never fight Godzilla. Godzilla is a living animal and by virtue of being ALIVE, is outside of the Ghostbusters' jurisdiction.
No. The Ghostbusters would never fight Godzilla. Godzilla is a living animal and by virtue of being ALIVE, is outside of the Ghostbusters' jurisdiction.
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This is the last time Im ever going to address this. So here it is for the whole internet;
No. The Ghostbusters would never fight Godzilla. Godzilla is a living animal and by virtue of being ALIVE, is outside of the Ghostbusters' jurisdiction.
No. The Ghostbusters would never fight Godzilla. Godzilla is a living animal and by virtue of being ALIVE, is outside of the Ghostbusters' jurisdiction.
Lots of people experiencing cell phone outages this morning.
Jealous.
Jealous.
October 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Lots of people experiencing cell phone outages this morning.
Jealous.
Jealous.
The ceasefire is officially official.
Ceasefire… now??
Ceasefire… now??
October 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The ceasefire is officially official.
Ceasefire… now??
Ceasefire… now??