Graham Jeffery
@gjeff.bsky.social
Monster of Moral Depravity & Fiend in Human Shape.
RFK Jr? He's done some weird stuff before.
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
RFK Jr? He's done some weird stuff before.
I wonder if the owners of The Telegraph also own a tiny violin factory. They are certainly creating demand for them.
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I wonder if the owners of The Telegraph also own a tiny violin factory. They are certainly creating demand for them.
Group home for troubled youth?
January 4, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Group home for troubled youth?
Rabbit is trying to get away from snake girl.
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Rabbit is trying to get away from snake girl.
Here's a solution. Strap the Holy Child to Mary so she's holding him and let local housecats sit in the manger.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Here's a solution. Strap the Holy Child to Mary so she's holding him and let local housecats sit in the manger.
A great way to introduce your children to the wonderful world of disappointment.
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A great way to introduce your children to the wonderful world of disappointment.
It's part of our Western Civilization's cultural heritage. UNESCO designation?
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It's part of our Western Civilization's cultural heritage. UNESCO designation?
Should we all be traveling with large dogs, so they can take the blame?
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Should we all be traveling with large dogs, so they can take the blame?
Does that mean monkeys? Monkeys would be cool!
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Does that mean monkeys? Monkeys would be cool!
Looks like a great hangout spot for the local teens. They can sit on the steps without being pestered by pedestrians who want to get past them.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Looks like a great hangout spot for the local teens. They can sit on the steps without being pestered by pedestrians who want to get past them.
"Buy something or get out!"
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"Buy something or get out!"
I hope those rocks aren't a listed neolithic monument.
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I hope those rocks aren't a listed neolithic monument.
Tell the council they are an exotic breed of Central Asian goat.
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Tell the council they are an exotic breed of Central Asian goat.
It's been 2️⃣7️⃣ days since Christmas was not ruined. Basic competence is Job 1!
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's been 2️⃣7️⃣ days since Christmas was not ruined. Basic competence is Job 1!
No. He'll get it next year, and the year after...
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
No. He'll get it next year, and the year after...
2 kilos is about 13 times as much as the amount of meat I usually consume during my evening meal.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
2 kilos is about 13 times as much as the amount of meat I usually consume during my evening meal.
I hear that boars are no fun at parties
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I hear that boars are no fun at parties
Here in Canada, my neighbor's car was lost to fire because a red squirrel stuffed hundreds of nuts into the engine compartment.
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Here in Canada, my neighbor's car was lost to fire because a red squirrel stuffed hundreds of nuts into the engine compartment.
Were these 5 books published before or after he died?
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Were these 5 books published before or after he died?
A book will be next. I hope you write it soon.
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A book will be next. I hope you write it soon.
Everyone knows the government controls the weather. A couple of thousand in an envelope and a carton of cigarettes should do the trick.
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Everyone knows the government controls the weather. A couple of thousand in an envelope and a carton of cigarettes should do the trick.
It was good of them to stick "4G" on a sign at the top of the mast. I would not have known otherwise.
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It was good of them to stick "4G" on a sign at the top of the mast. I would not have known otherwise.
So they don't want a 4G antenna in their village. Just wait until 5G comes along. The name alone implies that it's 25% more dangerous!
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
So they don't want a 4G antenna in their village. Just wait until 5G comes along. The name alone implies that it's 25% more dangerous!
An Advent calendar! What's next? A scratch & sniff nasty smells advent calendar?
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
An Advent calendar! What's next? A scratch & sniff nasty smells advent calendar?