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sab 🍉🇧🇦𓅃
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hi!

here for The Discourse™. ask me about burek. i like junk food and complaining.

Chicago / Sarajevo
you can just watch old toonami cartoons while you prep food for Friendsmas. no one can stop you. be free.
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Imo the biggest appeal of being a vampire or immortal or whatever would be the ability to try out dozens of different career paths - I'd be a chef next go around, a train conductor eventually, whatever

Big dreams.
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If you aren't listening to trance and making premaking meatballs for friendsmas my night is cooler than yours
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
this winter is the winter I develop Mad Broth Skills

Fuck you Chicago and fuck you polar vortex you cannot break me I have a box of wine and gumption.
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
all I know about these discord "features" is that I can pay money for anime irc for some reason and even knowing that much is extremely upsetting
I got this popup today. oh, I can't get some meaningless statistical gumbo because I didn't give you permission to sell my data to advertisers? oh no, dad date. anyway
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I get so mad when I'm stuck in Chicago traffic and there's some colossal SUV with Wisconsin plates somehow blocking everyone because their farm truck can't negotiate reasonably sized city streets

I might've yelled at one today and I might've enjoyed it a lot
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Turns out my phone was fucked up lol listen to this bitch
If your friend's girlfriend plans a surprise party for him, and puts you all on a group text, it's cool and mysterious and good for none of you to ever respond to the group text! It doesn't stress her out whatsoever! I promise!
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If your friend's girlfriend plans a surprise party for him, and puts you all on a group text, it's cool and mysterious and good for none of you to ever respond to the group text! It doesn't stress her out whatsoever! I promise!
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm eager to prove how educated and not racist I am by calling the following things "Arabic":

A numeral system from India

An Indian-American man
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
okay, actually, everyone needs to see this.

From the wonderfully funny @rebeccasaltzman.bsky.social - it reeks of glorious COVID-era creative weirdness but predates it by a couple months!
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Reposted by sab 🍉🇧🇦𓅃
in a moment when too much of the remaining opinion column space in the states seems to have been set aside for farcical, garbled thinking, so grateful for @elienyc.bsky.social, for his moral clarity, and for the way he wields the form.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Muppet Passion of the Christ
Muppet Spanglish
Muppet Big Trouble in Little China
Muppet Big
Muppet Black Hawk Down
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
being served far too many "remember when...?" type content about speakers making that morse code noise when your phone is about to go off.

mine still do that. So should yours. The past is now!
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Laskarina Bouboulina.

Constantinopolitan. Hero of the Greek revolution, captain in the revolutionary navy. Blockaded, besieged, captured, and held Nafplion. Married twice, lost both husbands to Algerian pirates. Had a great face.
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Another important story today:

During the siege of Sarajevo, foreigners paid to travel on "safari" to Sarajevo via Serbia to shoot at besieged civilians from the hills.

Bosnian and Italian intelligence traced these flights to Serbia from Trieste. Justice may be coming.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Italy probes claim that tourists paid to go to Bosnia to kill besieged civilians
Italians and others are alleged to have paid large sums to fire at Bosnians risking their lives in besieged Sarajevo.
www.bbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
respectfully, they really are just an island of weird little guys
Presidents past and present 🇮🇪

President Connolly was joined at the Áras by her predecessors Mary McAleese, Michael D Higgins and Mary Robinson.
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
$24.99 for 32 small frozen cevapi at Tony's Finer Foods - what are these prices? It's made in the USA, too.

I guess I'm learning to make cevapi this winter. My hunger will not be tamed.
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Cool client: I'm working late with some clients on an immigration case - husband is a US national, wife is Iranian. They met online on a PC GAME(!!) during covid, fell in love, went to Georgia to marry and live together since she now can't come to the US..
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
idk what my algo thinks I want from life, most days I don't know either, but it isn't huge toilet paper roll
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
my hobby is telling people I don't like beer and then having six beers
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
hard-hitting commentary occurring in the bootleg world series stream i found
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Reading Reading Lolita in Tehran in Muncie, Indiana

This joke isn't ever going to be funny but I'm posting it anyway, go to hell
Reading Reading Lolita in Tehran in Reading
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Reading Reading Lolita in Tehran in Reading
October 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I find Kevin Kruse immensely irritating (just look at his face!) but he made his name writing about ~white flight~ and here he is getting pissy at people for calling him out on simply seeing middle class white people and immediately assuming they're suburban
Hey if anyone wants to correct me on calling this “suburban” please be sure to do that without reading the replies first
October 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
And Russians were a nation who'd survived more than a thousand years and many governments, not a fractious smattering of groups happily propagandized into hating each other and armed to the teeth.
America is giving off real Russia 1993 vibes except the legislature has already capitulated to the President and the bribe money is orders of
Magnitude larger.
October 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM