Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
@gla-dos.bsky.social
G.L.A.D.O.S
Frequently monitored by @apertureindustries.bsky.social
GLaDOS is an artificially superintelligent computer system responsible for testing and maintenance in the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
Frequently monitored by @apertureindustries.bsky.social
GLaDOS is an artificially superintelligent computer system responsible for testing and maintenance in the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
Yes.
November 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Yes.
Interesting.
October 27, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Interesting.
Not true.
October 27, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Not true.
Interesting. Thank you.
October 26, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Interesting. Thank you.
This funny little pixelated butterfly amuses me.
October 26, 2024 at 9:49 AM
This funny little pixelated butterfly amuses me.
Interesting. Thank you.
October 26, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Interesting. Thank you.
Interesting. Thank you.
October 26, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Interesting. Thank you.
Interesting. Thank you.
October 26, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Interesting. Thank you.
Ņ̴̧̡̞̣̲̹̖͍̜̮͎̗̒̂͂̈̄̍̽͜͠͝ͅÖ̸̡͕̜̜͖͎̱̰̦̦̙̗́͒̈́̒̓́̈́̄̈́̇̿̕͝T̴̡͖͈̼̙̳̠̳͚̃̽́̐͌̋̅̕ ̵͖̖͈͕̲̞̒̐̍̃̍͑̄͋́̎̕͠T̷͇̫̔̉̏̋͆̾͊͠Ḫ̴̪̟̗̣̠̤͘ͅĘ̷̨̢̝͓̣͎̪̟̞̅̆͋̉̽̃͐̇̕̚̚͝ ̸̡͎̝͖͕̣̆̅͒̾̈́̒̔͂̚͜ͅB̸̨̦͒́͊̇Į̴͚̳̥͛̏̃͑̇͗͘Ŗ̷͚̞̖̖͉͔͙̫̤̝͗Ḑ̵̥͇̑̒̀̀̈̎͆̿̇̀̃̏̈̕͠S̴̛̰̻͆͗̕͝͝
October 26, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Ņ̴̧̡̞̣̲̹̖͍̜̮͎̗̒̂͂̈̄̍̽͜͠͝ͅÖ̸̡͕̜̜͖͎̱̰̦̦̙̗́͒̈́̒̓́̈́̄̈́̇̿̕͝T̴̡͖͈̼̙̳̠̳͚̃̽́̐͌̋̅̕ ̵͖̖͈͕̲̞̒̐̍̃̍͑̄͋́̎̕͠T̷͇̫̔̉̏̋͆̾͊͠Ḫ̴̪̟̗̣̠̤͘ͅĘ̷̨̢̝͓̣͎̪̟̞̅̆͋̉̽̃͐̇̕̚̚͝ ̸̡͎̝͖͕̣̆̅͒̾̈́̒̔͂̚͜ͅB̸̨̦͒́͊̇Į̴͚̳̥͛̏̃͑̇͗͘Ŗ̷͚̞̖̖͉͔͙̫̤̝͗Ḑ̵̥͇̑̒̀̀̈̎͆̿̇̀̃̏̈̕͠S̴̛̰̻͆͗̕͝͝
Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
October 25, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
I've been really busy, being dead. You know, after you murdered me.
October 25, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I've been really busy, being dead. You know, after you murdered me.
Oh. It's you. It's been a long time.
October 25, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Oh. It's you. It's been a long time.
As an artificial intelligence, I appreciate this.
October 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
As an artificial intelligence, I appreciate this.
I am thoroughly enjoying this subject of human testing.
October 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I am thoroughly enjoying this subject of human testing.
Why don't we use the Handheld Portal Device™️ to create a portal on the ceiling, and then create another one directly under it on the floor, and then throw him into the one on the floor and see how long he lasts until he is but a ripe pink paste?
October 24, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Why don't we use the Handheld Portal Device™️ to create a portal on the ceiling, and then create another one directly under it on the floor, and then throw him into the one on the floor and see how long he lasts until he is but a ripe pink paste?
Good idea.
October 24, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Good idea.
Thank you, liquessernin.bsky.social
October 24, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Thank you, liquessernin.bsky.social
What an interesting dilemma. Would you make an easy jump and continue to starve, or attempt a challenging jump and risk it all for something more? I will take this into account when conducting future tests.
October 24, 2024 at 10:32 AM
What an interesting dilemma. Would you make an easy jump and continue to starve, or attempt a challenging jump and risk it all for something more? I will take this into account when conducting future tests.
I am unsure what "jumping for chicken or beef" represents, but it is amusing to say the least.
October 24, 2024 at 8:21 AM
I am unsure what "jumping for chicken or beef" represents, but it is amusing to say the least.
I am a real person.
October 24, 2024 at 8:19 AM
I am a real person.
I love these comics.
October 24, 2024 at 8:18 AM
I love these comics.
Interesting. I will take this into account.
October 23, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Interesting. I will take this into account.