Slime Sommelier
@gladtepes.bsky.social
The world's Most Haunted Man
President-In-Exile of the Claudio Fragasso Fan Club
He/him
🎞👻 Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/9Ob6h
President-In-Exile of the Claudio Fragasso Fan Club
He/him
🎞👻 Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/9Ob6h
I cop a hardcore nostalgia buzz whenever I think about Frankenstein on DOS, Doug on the Gameboy Color, that one PS1 demo disc that had Mort the Chicken, and anything to do with The Urbz.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I cop a hardcore nostalgia buzz whenever I think about Frankenstein on DOS, Doug on the Gameboy Color, that one PS1 demo disc that had Mort the Chicken, and anything to do with The Urbz.
I'm broken in a way that only this could fix...
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm broken in a way that only this could fix...
Taken too late 😞 I wonder if an eternity in hell might change his stance on torture a bit
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Taken too late 😞 I wonder if an eternity in hell might change his stance on torture a bit
Another evening with the man himself
October 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Another evening with the man himself
We constantly do this, but with quotes from YouTube Poops that no one has watched in 15 years
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
We constantly do this, but with quotes from YouTube Poops that no one has watched in 15 years
Jumped into Zombie 3 and got hit with this. Wtf am I about to endure?
October 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Jumped into Zombie 3 and got hit with this. Wtf am I about to endure?
The middle finger...
October 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The middle finger...
Bluesky moderation better stop suckin' AAASSSSS, otherwise I'm gonna have to give it the finger!
October 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bluesky moderation better stop suckin' AAASSSSS, otherwise I'm gonna have to give it the finger!
"You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel."
October 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel."
The words of the prophet are written on the bathroom walls
![Graffiti reading:
"I took a big poop here
-The Poop Master
[Will be back to collect more poop on 10-31-25. Don't Flush!]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a4qcixezm6hv5qjhhuf5wdxi/bafkreibnnrucf5fpu6uo66rlw24ts7ipfxzorrj4dfdid6464nyjwysfci@jpeg)
September 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The words of the prophet are written on the bathroom walls
Sequential art is so beautiful
September 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sequential art is so beautiful
Ever since the move, our wall art/shelf game has been unmatched
September 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ever since the move, our wall art/shelf game has been unmatched
Forbidden hot sauce...
September 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Forbidden hot sauce...
When your evening viewing starts with this, you're about to have a good time
September 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When your evening viewing starts with this, you're about to have a good time
New Metroid Prime looks great!
September 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
New Metroid Prime looks great!
I'm mostly past the whole point-and-laugh-at-AI-summaries-being-wrong thing, buy this one genuinely made my blood boil, and I can't let it go.
September 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm mostly past the whole point-and-laugh-at-AI-summaries-being-wrong thing, buy this one genuinely made my blood boil, and I can't let it go.
Damn, I had no clue Factor X: Das Unfassbare was popular enough to make it past episode 19,000,000 😱
August 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Damn, I had no clue Factor X: Das Unfassbare was popular enough to make it past episode 19,000,000 😱
He's in the house like carpet
August 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He's in the house like carpet
First piece of new Friday media in nearly a decade is an ad for Angry Orchard. I'm starting to doubt the artistic integrity of the "Jason Universe"
August 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
First piece of new Friday media in nearly a decade is an ad for Angry Orchard. I'm starting to doubt the artistic integrity of the "Jason Universe"