Me, I Am Nandi: The Elusive Esthetician ✨
@glamorfonic.bsky.social
Queer. Blaque. Capricorn. Esthetician. Whiskey Lover. College Football Auntie. Skin Consigliere. Opulent, dynamic, loaded with ripe blackberries. The lotion Mariah sang about. 💅🏽
If there was one thing Miss Onyeka was gonna do it was gaslight herself and swipe that AmEx at the airport.
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If there was one thing Miss Onyeka was gonna do it was gaslight herself and swipe that AmEx at the airport.
Come on, Bone Sandals…
a woman wearing a hooded cape says hurry with her hands in the air
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December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Come on, Bone Sandals…
Me since January 2019:
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Me since January 2019:
If you don’t wanna get eaten by a lioness, don’t climb into a lion enclosure. Seems pretty cut and dry. 🤔
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If you don’t wanna get eaten by a lioness, don’t climb into a lion enclosure. Seems pretty cut and dry. 🤔
It sure isn’t. There was nothing in the adulthood workbook about this part of the game.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It sure isn’t. There was nothing in the adulthood workbook about this part of the game.
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Telling me I have to get used to something is a sure fire way to get me to hate it. I’ll hate something just for spite. Purely for the love of the game 😂
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Telling me I have to get used to something is a sure fire way to get me to hate it. I’ll hate something just for spite. Purely for the love of the game 😂
Shutting up is right there yet so many choose not to.
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Shutting up is right there yet so many choose not to.
Come sit by me. I made coffee.
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November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Come sit by me. I made coffee.
Excellent work
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Excellent work
She also said “I’m not in a place in my life where I can date a boy who’s shorter than me”.
I am so unbelievably proud.
I am so unbelievably proud.
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
She also said “I’m not in a place in my life where I can date a boy who’s shorter than me”.
I am so unbelievably proud.
I am so unbelievably proud.
Bring me next year and tell them I’m your “roommate”
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Bring me next year and tell them I’m your “roommate”