Johan VonMuskeln
@glamorgoblin.bsky.social
It's the end of the world as we know it ... and I'm fucking terrified.
Looks like Patton might have given you some tips on how to word that.
December 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Looks like Patton might have given you some tips on how to word that.
Why does he have duku all over his face?
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Why does he have duku all over his face?
If you find that you accidentally paint your finger gray and put elephant ears on it, be very, very careful of what you attempt to put in other people's mouths.
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you find that you accidentally paint your finger gray and put elephant ears on it, be very, very careful of what you attempt to put in other people's mouths.
I'm sick of people asserting that there was an old movie called "Gaslight". They say it enough that the people just start believing it's true.
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm sick of people asserting that there was an old movie called "Gaslight". They say it enough that the people just start believing it's true.
Sheinhardt Wigs
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sheinhardt Wigs
That one guy on cocaine is fun for a while, too. Both need some TLC when they're not "up," though.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
That one guy on cocaine is fun for a while, too. Both need some TLC when they're not "up," though.
Nixon had lots of opportunities to muck up the works but didn't. The fact that he selected Ford after Agnew and got Ford confirmed as VP so there was a clear succession once he resigned shows a respect for the office and the constitution that Trump could never even fathom.
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Nixon had lots of opportunities to muck up the works but didn't. The fact that he selected Ford after Agnew and got Ford confirmed as VP so there was a clear succession once he resigned shows a respect for the office and the constitution that Trump could never even fathom.
How can this show a picture of Wallace Shawn and read "unbelievable storyline" instead of "inconceivable storyline"?
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
How can this show a picture of Wallace Shawn and read "unbelievable storyline" instead of "inconceivable storyline"?
If I had infinite funds, it would be fun to alternate cameos between Andy and Kenny G. Have them carry on a conversation, insult each other, reconcile, and then agree that they're not so different after all. I guess that exchange will just have to stay trapped in my head.
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
If I had infinite funds, it would be fun to alternate cameos between Andy and Kenny G. Have them carry on a conversation, insult each other, reconcile, and then agree that they're not so different after all. I guess that exchange will just have to stay trapped in my head.
Also, there are too many 60s sci-fi references in this Star Trecho Chamber.
December 11, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Also, there are too many 60s sci-fi references in this Star Trecho Chamber.
Ask your hairy 7 foot tall doctor if Sasquizzy is right for you?
December 7, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Ask your hairy 7 foot tall doctor if Sasquizzy is right for you?
"Na Nanana, na nanana, hey hey hey, you died!"
December 7, 2024 at 12:29 AM
"Na Nanana, na nanana, hey hey hey, you died!"
Nookie Monster?
December 7, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Nookie Monster?
The bit where you are the cell phone salesman is just as funny.
December 6, 2024 at 8:54 PM
The bit where you are the cell phone salesman is just as funny.
(Brooklyn accent): Hey, you wanna get comforted by my rod and my staff over here?
December 4, 2024 at 11:51 AM
(Brooklyn accent): Hey, you wanna get comforted by my rod and my staff over here?
I have this dream ALL THE TIME. I'm out in public and realize that I'm dressed like these guys: just a shirt ... no pants.
December 4, 2024 at 11:43 AM
I have this dream ALL THE TIME. I'm out in public and realize that I'm dressed like these guys: just a shirt ... no pants.
I think a Cylon douchebag was elected president, and the whole galactic congress now had a Cylon majority, so everyone in the Colonial party packed up and left.
Adama pardoned Apolo before he left office, though, so that was cool.
Adama pardoned Apolo before he left office, though, so that was cool.
December 4, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I think a Cylon douchebag was elected president, and the whole galactic congress now had a Cylon majority, so everyone in the Colonial party packed up and left.
Adama pardoned Apolo before he left office, though, so that was cool.
Adama pardoned Apolo before he left office, though, so that was cool.
It was in galaxy far, far away that had a rag tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest: a shining planet known as "Earth."
Some BS about "Fleeing the Cylon tyranny."
Some BS about "Fleeing the Cylon tyranny."
December 4, 2024 at 10:24 AM
It was in galaxy far, far away that had a rag tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest: a shining planet known as "Earth."
Some BS about "Fleeing the Cylon tyranny."
Some BS about "Fleeing the Cylon tyranny."
Name any other song in the history of the world with the word "moot" in it.
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Name any other song in the history of the world with the word "moot" in it.