sister-in-law asked me who my favorite warrior cat was yesterday. the kids are alright

he doesn’t have to say it out loud but i know im my therapist’s favorite client 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

trying to get the kid to understand he shouldn’t touch the dog’s eyeball

tbh i mightve not hated church as much as i did as i kid had i not been forced to wear dresses and uncomfortable shoes to it and could’ve worn a yugioh shirt and jeans like im wearing to church this very morning

petsmart needs a self checkout i can’t keep doing this

brb crying because i was so sad to leave jc and my dance studio but now i found another lgbt friendly studio in bristol 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the new season of phineas and ferb premieres on my birthday !!!!! :))))

trying to explain to my cats that im not replacing them by getting a puppy and that they come first and foremost

should i take pto for the day after wrestlemania ?

saw a car with a choose life license plate swerving through traffic going at least 15 over the speed limit on my way to work. the poetic irony gave me a chuckle

baffled by people that bring their phones into the sauna

in the new episodes of phineas and ferb id like to see candace get a prescription for benzos