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Leslie
@glasskirin.bsky.social
Will haunt your woods for $10 and a cool bookmark.
An old man tried to give me a religious pamphlet at the BMV because I have tattoos on my back. I had to repeatedly shake my head and say no thank you. His wife ended up having to shout at him to call him off me.
September 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Dude, God help whatever poor son of a bitch marries me. If I ever get married. Good lord. I just came home from the gym and I told my cats—because obviously who else are you going to tell—I told them, “I've returned home from battle. I lost my leg, and my arm, and my spleen. 😩”
September 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
No one:
My brain randomly: “Am I gregnant? Am i pregante? Could I be pregnat? How is babby formed?”
September 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Me every time I listen to Depeche Mode because David Gahan’s voice is sexy af
August 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“You seem like a really nice person.”
Did I not when I wore glasses???
August 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Did my makeup and wore my new contacts to work today and the Assistant Store Director said, “Oh my god! Look how pretty you are!”
Ma’am, please! I’ll cry right here in front of everyone! 😭
August 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Reached out to a local theatre company to see if they have any volunteering opportunities available. Gotta get ahead of the game. 😤💪
August 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I feel like I’ve always been a wolf trying to claw its way out of a pit. Trembling with exhaustion, wild-eyed with panic, nails broken, legs strained, always pacing the wall and trying to figure out the best way out. Seeing the sun and sky, and smelling freedom above me. And I just keep scrambling…
July 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“They can’t get anybody for this job.”
“Is the pay bad?”
“No! The pay’s good! They’re getting $17/hr and 20 hours a week.”
The awkward silence that followed should be expected without me even telling you.
July 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I got so fired up about paleontology that I want to try and get my degree in Zoology again. 😭 I haven’t even transferred to OSU yet, so I haven’t declared my major. I just don’t think I should give up because I know I can do better if I put my all into it. 😤💪 Fuck you, math! You won’t stop me!
July 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Washington, you are supposed to support the people.
Not just the rich people.
Not just the white people.
Not just the Christian people.
Not just the straight, cisgender people.
Remember well who puts food on YOUR table when they can’t even afford to put food on their own.
July 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Hey, great great peepaw #Scotland ? I’m tired of this shit. Can you come pick me up? I’ll let you pet my cats.
July 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Playing the A Hunt Through the Dark module for Neverwinter Nights. One of the other Drow told me to take a light source with me because it’s dark in the passage beyond.
My brother, we have darkvision. Wdym?
June 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Why have we stuck to white wedding dresses all these years? Why haven’t we been inspired by some cultures and chosen to look like goddesses on our wedding day? I don’t want a white wedding dress. I want to look like an ethereal being.
June 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love gaboon vipers. You’re gonna tell me that one of the deadliest snakes on the planet looks that silly? Get outta here.
June 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It always surprises me when I see dudes who still dress like rural dudes in the 80s. The moustache, shirt tucked into their blue jeans, long hair sticking out the back of their trucker hat, look like they just walked out of a family photo from Unsolved Mysteries.
May 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Has your cat ever looked at you in a way that gave you the heebiest of jeebies?
I just looked down and Saoirse is staring at me exactly like this. I said, “Augh! Why are you looking at me like the Shishigami??? 😭”
May 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Not me seeing a food trailer with “Uncle Frank’s Bar-B Que” on the side and automatically thinking of Fried Green Tomatoes. 💀
May 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sometimes you gotta dress like you could become a survival horror protagonist at any moment.
May 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Finished this cutie at my fiber arts group this morning. Pattern is Constantine the Vampire Bat by Knotted Faux.
I did the wings differently because my hand was cramping. 🤧 The fur is two different colors of brushed out yarn.
April 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
WIP Mr. Crawling from Homicipher
Just need to make his robe. 😮‍💨 I’m also making Mr. Chopped!
#homicipher #amigurumi #dollmaking #horror
April 6, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Sometimes I think I don’t get taken seriously at work by people who don’t know me because they assume I’m a lot younger than I am. I’ve been in the workforce for 17 years and with my current company for roughly 8. I promise I’m not some fresh employee who doesn’t know what she’s doing. 😩
March 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I’ve decided that I’m going to cosplay Mahito from Jujutsu Kaisen. It should be a fairly easy cosplay to make and I can probably throw it together in a weekend. But what is going on with his top? It’s just a piece of fabric. Lmao
February 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Friendship necklaces but one’s a grouper and one’s a moray eel.
February 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
When the wasabi kicks so hard that you feel it in your hair follicles.
February 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM