thank you very much for this, please know i greatly appreciate it

i have come so far by just believing i could. but people can sense lies. they know a fake when they see one

i like to think that someday, i will know what it feels like to be an enthusiastically chosen first choice

oh, judith is down to clown with all genders, he just likes people in general

oh and a bonus angle to torment @glazedhams.bsky.social

YOU'RE KILLING ME, WYRA

"as you can see by 90% of my scores being perfect, i was clearly just having a bad day on that call where i told a customer that i'm going to charge his account six more times for being rude to me. it won't happen again 🥺" (it will happen again next month) yes i think i can make this work

i've done the math. when 70 year old white people who spend more on a couch than i make in month call in to scream at me for a refund, i can respond that they nauseate me, they're going to die alone, and we're keeping their money- but only 10% of the time. possibly a fair tradeoff

i need one of those jobs where you just stand in front of a conveyor belt and screw lids onto toothpaste tubes, everything else makes me homicidally violent

do you think he knows about blitzball. (2/2)
#judepawgpose
feat. @checkeredtile.bsky.social

HE IS HOLDING FISH HOLLY'S SLIMY COLD HAND