Me: makes triple shot latte in thermos
Also me: forgets thermos

A bit discombobulating when grief suddenly hits you out of nowhere while you’re belting out “Pink Pony Club” in your pajamas. Sneaky bastard.

Me: Alexa, play Chappell Roan.
Alexa: Playing “Chapel Road” by Shore Drive.

Every. Damn. Time. 😑

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Absolutely mental.

Connections
Puzzle #295
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Sad about the layoffs but GQ is like them descending into an even more passé plane of “tastemakers.” Why bother at this point? www.theverge.com/2024/1/17/24...

These burnt Basque cheesecakes are a scam. The crust is the best part of any cheesecake. Do not get duped.

First week back in the office — I want to know WHY Microsoft thought changing the Mac’s notification sounds in the new version of MS Teams was a good idea. My pre-conditioned stress palpitations aren’t palpitating to this new chime. Please give me back my regular dose of stress responses! 😤😤😤

Can I interest you in an old AF case of handblown prosthetic glass eyes? 👁️ www.sothebys.com/en/buy/aucti...

Michael Joseph Viola articulates how the use of "Filipinx" (largely from a U.S.-based context) bumps up against the Filipino people's complicated struggle for sovereignty.

Weird thing to see the time change before my eyes. I was typing a text at 1:59 am and when I hit send, it sent at 1 am. I know this is normal, but it’s blowing my mind anyway. 😅

To anyone who has ever ridiculed passengers who clap during plane landings: I hope you know that you’re making fun of people who are just happy, relieved and excited to be home after a long time away from their loved ones.

Nine times out of 10 that I get into a Tesla, my Uber driver is going to give me a lecture on how to invest my money.

The way I squawked like a strangled cormorant at that scene with Hopper. Didn’t think my vocal chords could manage such a sound. #WheelOfTime

Curious: When you think, do you have an ongoing inner monologue where you talk to yourself? Or do you think in pictures and feelings?

Look, I like the guy but Robbie Amell’s accent on #TheWitcher has left my gasts flabbered and my plexes per’d.

My friends: Hey, do you want to finally watch Barbenheimer this weekend?

Me: Oh, I’m sorry, I already made plans…

My plans: Watching 48 hours of Katmai National Park bear cams.

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just setting up my bsky