Merry Christmas to you too, sir. Enjoying Skippy and Winks?

Don’t forget the Cheeky Girls

That said, two issues with this: 1) Do we want to spend money under this manager in Jan? 2) People paying £££ for tickets deserve better than putting up with another six months of football by numbers

But yes, Son was more loyal - admirably so!

He was arguably the best striker in the world who spent ten years playing for a team who didn’t win anything (and weren’t really showing much ambition to change that). In that time he made one pretty half-arsed attempt to leave, but didn’t even really rock the boat then