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Is anyone gonna ask how do you load a gun with two full magazines?
January 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Is anyone gonna ask how do you load a gun with two full magazines?
I mean I get all my medical advice from Dud's Motor Shop don't you?
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I mean I get all my medical advice from Dud's Motor Shop don't you?
How do they stop themselves from vomiting?
January 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
How do they stop themselves from vomiting?
Every morning I wake up, every morning the world feels a little dumber.
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Every morning I wake up, every morning the world feels a little dumber.
Not sure why anyone would be shocked, doesn't he weigh like 300 lbs?
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Not sure why anyone would be shocked, doesn't he weigh like 300 lbs?
It's weird going to movies now! If there's 10 people in the theatre, that's like a busy night.
Last time I saw an actual decent turnout for a film was when the Top Gun sequel came out.
Last time I saw an actual decent turnout for a film was when the Top Gun sequel came out.
December 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It's weird going to movies now! If there's 10 people in the theatre, that's like a busy night.
Last time I saw an actual decent turnout for a film was when the Top Gun sequel came out.
Last time I saw an actual decent turnout for a film was when the Top Gun sequel came out.
Again with the enemas. Why do the bad medical takes usually involve enemas?
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Again with the enemas. Why do the bad medical takes usually involve enemas?
I have this theory that AI only appears intelligent because the general population keeps getting dumber.
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I have this theory that AI only appears intelligent because the general population keeps getting dumber.
Especially via his own personal social media account.
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Especially via his own personal social media account.
when computing reached its peak, right there.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
when computing reached its peak, right there.
Many great legal scholars, AKA one loud-mouthed ignoramus.
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Many great legal scholars, AKA one loud-mouthed ignoramus.
Ooh it's been a hot minute since I had a good Chinese buffet-induced stomach ache!
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Ooh it's been a hot minute since I had a good Chinese buffet-induced stomach ache!
Did they stop teaching history in schools or what?
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Did they stop teaching history in schools or what?
Incurious idiot is the PERFECT description of him.
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Incurious idiot is the PERFECT description of him.
And we all thought Black Mirror was fiction.
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
And we all thought Black Mirror was fiction.
Says that dude who was born with hundreds of millions of dollars.
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Says that dude who was born with hundreds of millions of dollars.
Ah, I see he's following the success of Trump Ice, Trump Steaks and Trump University.
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ah, I see he's following the success of Trump Ice, Trump Steaks and Trump University.
"We" refers to himself and his billionaire friends.
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"We" refers to himself and his billionaire friends.
If he wasn't born rich, this man would be nothing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If he wasn't born rich, this man would be nothing.
"Windows - I know people don't use the word 'windows' anymore, because it's a strange old-fashioned word, but it's a beautiful word."
See, when you're crazy, it works with any word.
See, when you're crazy, it works with any word.
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"Windows - I know people don't use the word 'windows' anymore, because it's a strange old-fashioned word, but it's a beautiful word."
See, when you're crazy, it works with any word.
See, when you're crazy, it works with any word.
It's giving me a cool Scientology vibe.
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It's giving me a cool Scientology vibe.
Why would anyone say that?
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Why would anyone say that?