Glitch5331
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I post my weird thoughts
literally just a girl
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・she/her・
shitpostmaxxing
I post my weird thoughts
literally just a girl
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SOUR PATCH KIDS ARE SOFT?!??! HUHH?!?!??
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE LIKE KINDA HARD AND A LITTLE CHEWY, NOT MORE JELLY-LIKE?!?! I tried them for the first time today and was thrown for a loop
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE LIKE KINDA HARD AND A LITTLE CHEWY, NOT MORE JELLY-LIKE?!?! I tried them for the first time today and was thrown for a loop
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
SOUR PATCH KIDS ARE SOFT?!??! HUHH?!?!??
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE LIKE KINDA HARD AND A LITTLE CHEWY, NOT MORE JELLY-LIKE?!?! I tried them for the first time today and was thrown for a loop
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE LIKE KINDA HARD AND A LITTLE CHEWY, NOT MORE JELLY-LIKE?!?! I tried them for the first time today and was thrown for a loop
Had a panic/anxiety attack today for the first time in a while >_<
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Had a panic/anxiety attack today for the first time in a while >_<
Cold and dark times are approaching, so don't forget to get your moisturizer, chapstick and vitamin C 🫶
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Cold and dark times are approaching, so don't forget to get your moisturizer, chapstick and vitamin C 🫶
Happy Halloween!!!!! I can't believe October is over already T^T
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Happy Halloween!!!!! I can't believe October is over already T^T
I just realized that if I get a well-paying job I can get a partner who's ambitions I can support through having them not work. They could wear a collar and be my good boy/girl and have their very own spacious cage! ^w^
I think I've developed a new goal in life!
I think I've developed a new goal in life!
October 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I just realized that if I get a well-paying job I can get a partner who's ambitions I can support through having them not work. They could wear a collar and be my good boy/girl and have their very own spacious cage! ^w^
I think I've developed a new goal in life!
I think I've developed a new goal in life!
I JUST WALKED PAST A WOMAN WHO HAD 4 KIDS ON A LEASH AND A STROLLER, AND THEY WERE ALL WEARING THE SAME SHIRT
Smart move but like HOLY SHIT
Smart move but like HOLY SHIT
September 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I JUST WALKED PAST A WOMAN WHO HAD 4 KIDS ON A LEASH AND A STROLLER, AND THEY WERE ALL WEARING THE SAME SHIRT
Smart move but like HOLY SHIT
Smart move but like HOLY SHIT
Ate too much, plz help 💔
September 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ate too much, plz help 💔
Happy birthday Hatsune Miku!!!!!
August 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy birthday Hatsune Miku!!!!!
Reposted by Glitch5331
HEYO GUYS so kinda ran into a medical emergency a couple weeks back as some of you might know. Due to certain circumstances I’m sorta unable to pay the medical bill that I have now, SO on September 3rd thru the 5th I will be streaming and attempting to raise money to try to help!
August 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
HEYO GUYS so kinda ran into a medical emergency a couple weeks back as some of you might know. Due to certain circumstances I’m sorta unable to pay the medical bill that I have now, SO on September 3rd thru the 5th I will be streaming and attempting to raise money to try to help!
I'm gonna need this bus to stop farting warm gas on me. It's hot enough as it is outside, this is NOT necessary
August 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm gonna need this bus to stop farting warm gas on me. It's hot enough as it is outside, this is NOT necessary
Me: ugh, why do I have a headache??
Also me who hasn't taken my meds or worn my glasses today yet: idk man, it's a mystery
Also me who hasn't taken my meds or worn my glasses today yet: idk man, it's a mystery
August 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Me: ugh, why do I have a headache??
Also me who hasn't taken my meds or worn my glasses today yet: idk man, it's a mystery
Also me who hasn't taken my meds or worn my glasses today yet: idk man, it's a mystery
Straight up jorking it
June 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Straight up jorking it
Love knowing that the Americans are asleep rn
June 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Love knowing that the Americans are asleep rn
Biking home through a wooded area when you are allergic to pollen and have asthma is like having a double debuff in a video game that compliment each other
June 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Biking home through a wooded area when you are allergic to pollen and have asthma is like having a double debuff in a video game that compliment each other
Just got done with potting some new plants into terracotta pots for 5 hours.
During that time a question formed in my mind. Is massaging dirt off of plant's roots pleasurable for them? Like, does it stimulate their roots? Would it be sensual for them if they weren't intimate? Idk if I wanna know tbh
During that time a question formed in my mind. Is massaging dirt off of plant's roots pleasurable for them? Like, does it stimulate their roots? Would it be sensual for them if they weren't intimate? Idk if I wanna know tbh
May 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just got done with potting some new plants into terracotta pots for 5 hours.
During that time a question formed in my mind. Is massaging dirt off of plant's roots pleasurable for them? Like, does it stimulate their roots? Would it be sensual for them if they weren't intimate? Idk if I wanna know tbh
During that time a question formed in my mind. Is massaging dirt off of plant's roots pleasurable for them? Like, does it stimulate their roots? Would it be sensual for them if they weren't intimate? Idk if I wanna know tbh
I just got to like a tweet that had 999 likes. Feeling kinda euphoric rn 😼
May 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I just got to like a tweet that had 999 likes. Feeling kinda euphoric rn 😼
Craving easter candy rn
May 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Craving easter candy rn
What is an e-girl when the power is out? Just a girl? An irl-girl? I need awnsers
April 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What is an e-girl when the power is out? Just a girl? An irl-girl? I need awnsers
I know it's out of season, but my plan for winter is to find and use saffron scented bodywash, schampo, conditioner and perfume. Thoughts?
April 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I know it's out of season, but my plan for winter is to find and use saffron scented bodywash, schampo, conditioner and perfume. Thoughts?
Happy 4/20!!! Funny number day!! Yippieeee
April 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Happy 4/20!!! Funny number day!! Yippieeee
Blew my nose and got a nose bleeding. Guess my blow game's crazy
April 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Blew my nose and got a nose bleeding. Guess my blow game's crazy
I've realized that I use emojis and small interjections as tone indicators
April 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I've realized that I use emojis and small interjections as tone indicators
I just accidentally hit myself in the face with my hair brush
April 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I just accidentally hit myself in the face with my hair brush
Yk the period cramps be crazy when your butthole is strongly affected
a crying smiley face with its mouth open and a pair of hands behind it .
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March 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Yk the period cramps be crazy when your butthole is strongly affected
Heating pads, my beloved 🫶
March 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Heating pads, my beloved 🫶