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Symora
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aesthetic appreciator, overanalyzer, and ostensible writer - she/they️‍⚧️ - ever finding the loveliest common denominator
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
comrade ella ye @marzipanlord just remembered one of the most insane dream notes i ever wrote Imfao "The Secret Amount of Hamsters that Pharmacists Don't Want You To Know!!!!!!!! no pharmacist can tell you the name of the amount that is equivalent to two hamsters. The smallest number of hamsters they can tell you about is five, and that is called a blockade"
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
hustlerose for fucks sake medieval monks didn't "believe rabbits were a type of fish" they legally/spiritually classified them as fish because non-nobles weren't legally allowed to hunt or eat typical game like deer from land owned by nobles, but fishing was still allowed (which is why a lot of traditional west european foods involve salmon). it's NOT evidence of ppl in the medieval period being wildly stupid and weird, it's a legalistic oddity like corporate personhood. the fact that some clergy guys could just decide that rabbits were fish because it was convenient is evidence of the absurd feudal theocratic bureaucracy of the times. and also how much control the church had over the way ppl thought about things (always in terms of sin sin sin sin sin). nobody thought rabbits were actually fish but they needed to allow ppl to eat them or there was gonna be famine brought on by the nobles stupid fucking hunting traditions. church and state were so mixed up and both were so inefficient, irrational and stubborn that they couldn't change any rules, only bend them over backwards
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
ulysses @maigosusume "go to hell" is basic. "i hope someone makes a contentious point you agree with but argues it so hilariously badly people can only dunk on it" is smart. it's common. it happens daily
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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boxelderdust.bsky.social
The purpose of their killing is to show off how badass it is that they can kill

If you live under one of these regimes you should not count the people who carry out these crimes as morally distinct in any sense from Jeffery Dahmer or John Wayne Gacy
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM