GlitchGlider
@glitchglider.bsky.social
She/Girlie pop
Abandoned puppy.
Abandoned puppy.
Doctor PLEASSEEEE FLIP MY PEENOR 😭😭👈😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I Beg of you I'll do anyyhtinngg,, just pleaser flip my peenorr!!!.....
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👩🏻🦲😭
I Beg of you I'll do anyyhtinngg,, just pleaser flip my peenorr!!!.....
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👩🏻🦲😭
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Doctor PLEASSEEEE FLIP MY PEENOR 😭😭👈😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I Beg of you I'll do anyyhtinngg,, just pleaser flip my peenorr!!!.....
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👩🏻🦲😭
I Beg of you I'll do anyyhtinngg,, just pleaser flip my peenorr!!!.....
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👩🏻🦲😭
If I worked at a coffee shop and got the name charlie kirk, I would probably sing the song with my full heart, as if no one was listening.
December 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If I worked at a coffee shop and got the name charlie kirk, I would probably sing the song with my full heart, as if no one was listening.
Where's my government mandated "good and honest childhood friend?"
I need a really romantic story to unfold around me instead of having to deal with the pain of trying to date.
Also could it be a femboy? >w<
If not, that's fine. :D
I need a really romantic story to unfold around me instead of having to deal with the pain of trying to date.
Also could it be a femboy? >w<
If not, that's fine. :D
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Where's my government mandated "good and honest childhood friend?"
I need a really romantic story to unfold around me instead of having to deal with the pain of trying to date.
Also could it be a femboy? >w<
If not, that's fine. :D
I need a really romantic story to unfold around me instead of having to deal with the pain of trying to date.
Also could it be a femboy? >w<
If not, that's fine. :D
Fuck, I thought you had to be smart to get through college.
I mean, I'm still too poor to go, but at least if I do go, I can just cry "god made me (a girl) this way" if I fail.
I am at least worth 3 sheep, for the record.
I mean, I'm still too poor to go, but at least if I do go, I can just cry "god made me (a girl) this way" if I fail.
I am at least worth 3 sheep, for the record.
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Fuck, I thought you had to be smart to get through college.
I mean, I'm still too poor to go, but at least if I do go, I can just cry "god made me (a girl) this way" if I fail.
I am at least worth 3 sheep, for the record.
I mean, I'm still too poor to go, but at least if I do go, I can just cry "god made me (a girl) this way" if I fail.
I am at least worth 3 sheep, for the record.
This year I'm thankful for all the Trans Baddies, Hunks, and everyone in between that have survived through dysphoria.
Thank you for your part in keeping the world running, even when some think you shouldn't exist.
I'm also thankful for gender affirming care, y'know, for helping save those lives.
Thank you for your part in keeping the world running, even when some think you shouldn't exist.
I'm also thankful for gender affirming care, y'know, for helping save those lives.
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This year I'm thankful for all the Trans Baddies, Hunks, and everyone in between that have survived through dysphoria.
Thank you for your part in keeping the world running, even when some think you shouldn't exist.
I'm also thankful for gender affirming care, y'know, for helping save those lives.
Thank you for your part in keeping the world running, even when some think you shouldn't exist.
I'm also thankful for gender affirming care, y'know, for helping save those lives.
I used arabic numerals all throughout my schooling and I turned out just fine.
What's the issue?
What's the issue?
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I used arabic numerals all throughout my schooling and I turned out just fine.
What's the issue?
What's the issue?
Huh, the girl in the stall next to me is peeing standing up; how unusual is that?
You do you, queen!
You do you, queen!
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Huh, the girl in the stall next to me is peeing standing up; how unusual is that?
You do you, queen!
You do you, queen!
I just lost 1600¥ in the AI finance bubble 🗯️😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I just lost 1600¥ in the AI finance bubble 🗯️😭😭😭
For every vote Mamdani you will get 1 Mommy Dommy®
Reserve your FREE Mommy Dommy® today!!!
*This is not a legitimate offer. In no way will you receive a "Mommy Dommy®" for your vote. Though, you will be more likely to find them ;)
Reserve your FREE Mommy Dommy® today!!!
*This is not a legitimate offer. In no way will you receive a "Mommy Dommy®" for your vote. Though, you will be more likely to find them ;)
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
For every vote Mamdani you will get 1 Mommy Dommy®
Reserve your FREE Mommy Dommy® today!!!
*This is not a legitimate offer. In no way will you receive a "Mommy Dommy®" for your vote. Though, you will be more likely to find them ;)
Reserve your FREE Mommy Dommy® today!!!
*This is not a legitimate offer. In no way will you receive a "Mommy Dommy®" for your vote. Though, you will be more likely to find them ;)
"Knee surgery" but replace "surgery" with "how"
Shut up lunatics, it's called 中文 humor.🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥
Shut up lunatics, it's called 中文 humor.🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"Knee surgery" but replace "surgery" with "how"
Shut up lunatics, it's called 中文 humor.🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥
Shut up lunatics, it's called 中文 humor.🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥
I'm not horny~ okay!~~ >w<
^girl who's been bucking her hips reading yaoi for the last 3 hours.
^girl who's been bucking her hips reading yaoi for the last 3 hours.
October 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I'm not horny~ okay!~~ >w<
^girl who's been bucking her hips reading yaoi for the last 3 hours.
^girl who's been bucking her hips reading yaoi for the last 3 hours.
Call me the 2025 Ford F150®, the way I cost 38,000$ (starting price) and my owner is emotionally fragile. 🛻🤸♀️
October 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Call me the 2025 Ford F150®, the way I cost 38,000$ (starting price) and my owner is emotionally fragile. 🛻🤸♀️
That guilty feeling you get waiting for your partner to do bottom prep is sooo fucking miserable.
HOW DO TOPS LIVE LIKE THIS??
HOW DO TOPS LIVE LIKE THIS??
September 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
That guilty feeling you get waiting for your partner to do bottom prep is sooo fucking miserable.
HOW DO TOPS LIVE LIKE THIS??
HOW DO TOPS LIVE LIKE THIS??
I guess your right, free speech is kinda getting in the way of my suppression of those I don't like.
September 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I guess your right, free speech is kinda getting in the way of my suppression of those I don't like.
If you didn't fall in passionate love with the man that just got shot, you don't deserve free speech.
🗣️🗣️💥💥💥
🗣️🗣️💥💥💥
September 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If you didn't fall in passionate love with the man that just got shot, you don't deserve free speech.
🗣️🗣️💥💥💥
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Okay fine, I'll stop shipping us two with the hot guy in our group.
Not like I wanted to get railed with you next to me anyways.😒
Not like I wanted to get railed with you next to me anyways.😒
September 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Okay fine, I'll stop shipping us two with the hot guy in our group.
Not like I wanted to get railed with you next to me anyways.😒
Not like I wanted to get railed with you next to me anyways.😒
Hey, my gf is actually a vampire and drinking my blood. How much longer do I have before she depletes me?
September 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Hey, my gf is actually a vampire and drinking my blood. How much longer do I have before she depletes me?
I know it's kinda weird to be gay nowadays, but I had to get this woman off my chest and kiss her.
She looked sooo cute holding me for cuddles!!!
She looked sooo cute holding me for cuddles!!!
September 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I know it's kinda weird to be gay nowadays, but I had to get this woman off my chest and kiss her.
She looked sooo cute holding me for cuddles!!!
She looked sooo cute holding me for cuddles!!!
I hope my temporary clippy profile pic on YouTube really sparked some excitement for future content to come!
September 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I hope my temporary clippy profile pic on YouTube really sparked some excitement for future content to come!
need .... Gamer gf.... dying...... low on ...... cuddles..... and ..her monster.. cock......
PLEASE COME HOME EARLY TODAY, I NEED YOU BABE!!!!!
PLEASE COME HOME EARLY TODAY, I NEED YOU BABE!!!!!
September 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
need .... Gamer gf.... dying...... low on ...... cuddles..... and ..her monster.. cock......
PLEASE COME HOME EARLY TODAY, I NEED YOU BABE!!!!!
PLEASE COME HOME EARLY TODAY, I NEED YOU BABE!!!!!
Gocky went boing boing!
September 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Gocky went boing boing!
Imagine how different life would be if horny people had pixel hearts float around them like a minecraft mob.
Or if you fed someone wheat they get depraved.
Or if you fed someone wheat they get depraved.
September 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Imagine how different life would be if horny people had pixel hearts float around them like a minecraft mob.
Or if you fed someone wheat they get depraved.
Or if you fed someone wheat they get depraved.
I forgot to dress up as miku yesterday and post a cute ass selfie.😐
September 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I forgot to dress up as miku yesterday and post a cute ass selfie.😐
I really need my gamer gf to play Twilight Princess right now.
I wanna hear her play with the controller as the wolf barks with a weird delay & reverb on it.
I wanna hear her play with the controller as the wolf barks with a weird delay & reverb on it.
August 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I really need my gamer gf to play Twilight Princess right now.
I wanna hear her play with the controller as the wolf barks with a weird delay & reverb on it.
I wanna hear her play with the controller as the wolf barks with a weird delay & reverb on it.