incomprehensiblegibberish then asked me about my tattoos, then finally he grabbed my hands and gave me what he called a "dairy farmer's handshake" during which he acted like he was milking my fingers like udders. I said "well that's really weird" and power walked back to my family.

The crochet part on the bottom left will be a sweater*

#fashion #wigs #help #helpmedecide #ootd #costume #fairy

Precisely.