Glittery Balrog
@glitterybalrog.bsky.social
A confused piece of cat furniture living in the Pennines and having periodic essay crises.
Griddles: We not Crib Criminals. We adorable.
Harrow: We also criminals.
Griddles: YASSS WE CRIMING
Harrow: We also criminals.
Griddles: YASSS WE CRIMING
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Griddles: We not Crib Criminals. We adorable.
Harrow: We also criminals.
Griddles: YASSS WE CRIMING
Harrow: We also criminals.
Griddles: YASSS WE CRIMING
"Iz nice place. Shame if somefing happen"
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"Iz nice place. Shame if somefing happen"
Her Jellicle sisters say hi!
June 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Her Jellicle sisters say hi!
Me addressing my to-do list when Spotify suddenly throws All Too Well TV10 at me
May 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Me addressing my to-do list when Spotify suddenly throws All Too Well TV10 at me
Here are my cats. They are six months old and absurdly gentle and happy. They fall off things and steal bits of plastic and sometimes they cry because one of them can't find the other.
January 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Here are my cats. They are six months old and absurdly gentle and happy. They fall off things and steal bits of plastic and sometimes they cry because one of them can't find the other.
She contemplate Winter.
January 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
She contemplate Winter.
And here in the Pennines...
That snow is five or six inches deep, and I'm no Legolas.
That snow is five or six inches deep, and I'm no Legolas.
January 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And here in the Pennines...
That snow is five or six inches deep, and I'm no Legolas.
That snow is five or six inches deep, and I'm no Legolas.
"A little ring, the least of rings, but a trifle that Sauron fancies..."
December 30, 2024 at 1:14 PM
"A little ring, the least of rings, but a trifle that Sauron fancies..."
Spouse and I are starting a band just so this can be our album cover.
December 11, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Spouse and I are starting a band just so this can be our album cover.
Griddlebone got named first (just) because she had her paw on TS Eliot and is indeed a Cat whose wicked deeds are widely known. And then we thought, well, if one of them is Griddle, and the other once looks like this....
October 30, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Griddlebone got named first (just) because she had her paw on TS Eliot and is indeed a Cat whose wicked deeds are widely known. And then we thought, well, if one of them is Griddle, and the other once looks like this....
One week later
"May I remind you that you're the *henchkitten*, Griddle."
"May I remind you that you're the *henchkitten*, Griddle."
October 30, 2024 at 9:07 AM
One week later
"May I remind you that you're the *henchkitten*, Griddle."
"May I remind you that you're the *henchkitten*, Griddle."
October 30, 2024 at 9:05 AM
They moved in a week ago. Their taking over of each comfy article of furniture is slow but extremely sure.
October 28, 2024 at 11:13 PM
They moved in a week ago. Their taking over of each comfy article of furniture is slow but extremely sure.
