watching my mom gossip w childhood friends really proves that we’re all destined to bring up the same drama and pick it apart like it just happened. that’s rad as hell

so excited to go nonverbal tomorrow and seem ominous at the family function

cleaned up piss off the floor tonight not super stoked abt it

going back to my hometown feels like this

i swear to god they put crack in minecraft build videos how am i 25 years old and transfixed

an angel lost its wings when stephenie meyer made charlie swan a cop

i need to find my fellow AO3 queers on this app right neow

“first post is so much pressure” nobody’s watching babe you could wax poetic abt the smell of ur own fart and it would be better kept than a secret