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TONGUE TIED TUESDAY LETS GOOO!!!

Featuring:

❤️Spanking
❤️Godzilla t-shirts
❤️Obnoxiously affectionate #satosugu

Tysm to @shindekure.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo for the beta! Hope you guys enjoy❤️

#gego #satosugu #sugusato #jjk

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tongue tied
glorifiedcrawfish

Chapter Management
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Chapter 15

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandoms:
呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
Relationship:
Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
Characters:
Gojo SatoruGetou SuguruIeiri ShokoIori UtahimeMei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen)Ijichi KiyotakaNanami KentoHaibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Additional Tags:
Minor Original Character(s)Slow BurnAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceGetou Suguru Does Not Defect From Jujutsu SocietyStar Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc Never Happened (Jujutsu Kaisen)Minor Ieiri Shoko/Iori UtahimeMinor Gojo Satoru/Mei MeiRomantic ComedyFluffEventual SmutBratty Gojo SatoruHappy EndingIdiots in LoveBromance to RomanceGetting TogetherSexual InexperienceMinor Gojo Satoru/Original Character(s)

Suguru wakes up to loud snoring in his ear.

He turns his head slightly to the side. Satoru is fast asleep. Drool pools onto the pillowcase under his head. Suguru would move, for his eardrums’ sake, if Satoru weren’t sleeping directly on top of him, long limbs sprawled across the bed.

Suguru exhales. Snoring aside, it’s… calm. Peaceful. Birds chirp happily outside. Sunlight pours in through the windows. Dust floats lazily in the rays.

January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM

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Reddit is actually saying some insightful stuff. This lowkey blew my mind, it’s gotta be what MAPPA is going for

A Reddit comment thread that reads:

DripIntravenous

“Yesss I’ve been waiting for someone to post these all! The animators cooked with this OP. From The Kiss to Pink Floyd, there’s definitely a theme of “masterpieces” going on here”

ilovedonutsman

“that made me think

does kenjaku considers yuji their masterpiece?”

DripIntravenous

“Well… he is related to the Death Paintings so 👀”

January 9, 2026 at 11:59 AM

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How did Eren Yeager get here

News article with the title “Jujutsu Kaisen Season 3: Exact release date, time for US and UK — global schedule revealed.” The featured image includes both Itadori Yuuji and Eren Yeager.

January 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM

girl pervert

@glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social

tongue tied? At 200 kudos? It’s more likely than you think.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I’m so happy about this. I love this fic. I love these two. Tysm for reading it!

#jjk #satosugu

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Published:2025-10-23Updated:2026-01-06Words:44,693Chapters:14/16Comments:187Kudos:200Bookmarks:36Hits:2,954

The kudos are underlined in red

January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM

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@glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social

It’s here! This was a lot of fun to write. Thank you to @shindekure.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo for the beta, and to anon for the delicious prompt ❤️ Hope you enjoy!

#jjk #satosugu #gego #sugusato

archiveofourown.org/works/77271406

Strawpage gimmick which reads, “Gego in which Geto gets Gojo to cum untouched (below the belt)”

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Underage Sex
Category:
M/M
Fandoms:
呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
Relationship:
Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
Characters:
Getou SuguruGojo Satoru
Additional Tags:
Mildly Dubious ConsentComing UntouchedHand JobsLight AngstGojo Satoru Has a Praise KinkGetou Suguru is Bad at FeelingsPorn with FeelingsPlot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

Tell Me More
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

“This is weird,” Suguru says again.

Satoru doesn’t move his leg away. He presses his crotch closer to Suguru’s hips. “It’s okay,” Satoru whispers.

Suguru inhales. Satoru’s hard too.

Suguru discovers that Satoru is a horny drunk.

January 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM

girl pervert

@glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social

A little WIP i’m cooking in response to a Strawpage prompt….❤️👁️

#gego #sugusato #satosugu #jjk

He stifles a groan and grabs a fistful of Satoru’s shirt. He wonders what his dick looks like. It’s not the first time.

“Is this good?” Satoru whispers. “Do you like it?”

“Yeah — yeah, it’s… fuck.”

“Suguru, can you… Please, I want…”

Satoru runs his thumb along the slit, wetting it with precum before stroking downwards. Suguru’s breath falters.

“That’s so good,” Suguru says. “That’s…”

“More, Suguru, tell me more.”

“You’re being so good,” Suguru continues. “You’re always so good.”

January 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM

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@glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social

Another week, another tongue tied tuesday. Suguru is down catastrophic.

Tysm to my beta, @shindekure.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo. He helped me battle the Last Minute Editing Curse. We emerged victorious.

#jjk #satosugu #gego #sugusato

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tongue tied
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Chapter 14

January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM

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rubbing my evil little shrimp hands together. know me know me know me

January 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM

girl pervert

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#sukufushi sushi problem is up on ao3!

archiveofourown.org/works/77055701

Not Meant for Talking
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

Sukuna has needs. Megumi tends to them.

January 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM

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For anyone looking for some quick, smutty yuri — #nobamaki ficlet is now up on ao3❤️

archiveofourown.org/works/77008946

More
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

Nobara gets trapped in the cursed tools’ shed. Maki helps her out.

January 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM

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Would you guys believe that I was waist-deep in no fap subreddits for like twenty minutes to come up with this paragraph

Suguru’s boner won’t go away.

He tried everything he can think of. He pictures wrinkly old ladies. He imagines getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts. He clenches his fists to redirect blood flow. Nothing. Nothing.

January 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM

girl pervert

@glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social

Swap the scarf for his designer black one and it’s exactly how I envisioned tongue tied Suguru…….. I want to wrap him in a blanket and pinch his cheeks (he’d be so annoyed)

A black haired boy in a bomber jacket and blue and white scarf squatting

January 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM

girl pervert

@glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social

The #sukufushi omorashi ficlet is now on ao3!

archiveofourown.org/works/76929686

Hold It
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

Megumi has to go. Sukuna wants him to hold it.

January 2, 2026 at 12:47 PM

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@glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social

The #gego dessert cafe date ficlet is now on ao3!

#jjk #sugusato #satosugu

archiveofourown.org/works/76928091

Fuck, Marry, Kill
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

Suguru and Satoru play a game of fuck, marry, kill at a dessert cafe.

January 2, 2026 at 12:14 PM

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I hope so man I really hope so

Merriam-Webster’s “Your 2026 Word.” It reads “golden.”

January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM

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It’s tongue tied tuesday! 13 is a favorite of mine. Featuring:

❤️Suguru’s boner
❤️Shoko’s (dead) frog
❤️A mad dash through Shinjuku

Tysm to @shindekure.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo for the beta. He helped a TON w/ this chap when I was writing it.

#jjk #gego

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Chapter 13

Notes:

cw: Shoko dissects a frog
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text
Suguru’s boner won’t go away.

December 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM

girl pervert

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Wanna start your week off with some dead dove? The Campus Slut is now on AO3! Featuring:

❤️Frat boy satosugu
❤️Manipulative Shoko
❤️Mind broken reader-insert

Please mind the tags.

Tysm to @shindekure.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo for the beta!

archiveofourown.org/works/76660196

#jjk #sashisu

The Campus Slut
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

“You got my friends all worked up,” Shoko says from above you. “Satisfy them, and then we’ll see what you can do for me.”

You’re Shoko’s new plaything. She loves to share.

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Rape/Non-Con
Category:
Multi
Fandoms:
呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
Relationships:
Ieiri Shoko/ReaderGetou Suguru/Gojo Satoru/Ieiri Shoko/Reader
Characters:
ReaderIeiri ShokoGetou SuguruGojo Satoru
Additional Tags:
Rape/Non-con ElementsDubious ConsentMind BreakSexual CoercionAlternate Universe - College/UniversityDegradationEiffel TowerTit SuckingDead Dove: Do Not EatCis Female Reader-Insert

December 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM

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Here again. We’re all thinking it

Geto, Gojo, and Shoko sitting on the train

December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM

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tongue tied 12 is here! Featuring…. well. Let’s just say the “eventual smut” tag is finally kicking in.

Thank you to @shindekure.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo for the beta!

archiveofourown.org/works/729448...

#jjk #satosugu #gego #sugusato

tongue tied
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Chapter 12

Notes:

cw: from here on out, we’re earning that E rating

December 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM

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Anon I do not know what you meant by this so uh I wrote a #sukufushi ficlet where Megumi gives Sukuna head. While he eats sushi. And he’s a sex slave. Hope you enjoy!

glorifiedcrawfish.straw.page

Strawpage ask, saying: sukufushi sushi problem

Knees hurt. Jaw’s sore. Back aches. It’s been thirty minutes, he thinks. No, hours. Days.

“Keep sucking,” Sukuna says. He plucks another sushi roll off his plate with his sleek metal chopsticks.

Megumi groans. His fingernails dig into his naked knees.

He’s always naked, now. It’s what Sukuna prefers. Even if he’s eating sushi, or working, or otherwise doing some activity where Megumi is kept tucked underneath the table, hidden from sight.

It makes him so wet. He blinks away tears, rubbing his thighs together.

“You can’t touch yourself,” Sukuna says. He’s still not looking at him. It sounds like he’s chewing. He cards his fingers through Megumi’s hair.

Megumi stills. He slowly bobs his head. Suppresses a gag. Exhales slowly.

“Good boy,” Sukuna says. The chopsticks clink against the plate. Megumi hums.

Footsteps shuffle to and away from the table. Servants, probably. With more sushi.

Megumi’s stomach grumbles. Sukuna hasn’t fed him since this morning. He prefers Megumi to swallow his load first, and always savors the experience. Megumi’s jaw is so sore.

Sukuna chuckles. “You must be hungry,” he says.

Megumi stays silent. Keeps slowly sucking.

“Another fifteen minutes,” Sukuna says, “and then you’ll eat. How does that sound?”

Megumi still doesn’t reply. His mouth isn’t meant for talking. He knows that, now.

December 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM

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Happy tongue tied Tuesday! Chapter 11 is a quick, fun one that features:

❤️Flirting
❤️Jealous Geto
❤️Bi panic Gojo

Thank you to @shindekure.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo for the beta!

#gego #sugusato #satosugu #jjk

archiveofourown.org/works/729448...

Characters:
Gojo SatoruGetou SuguruIeiri ShokoIori UtahimeMei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen)Ijichi KiyotakaNanami KentoHaibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Additional Tags:
Minor Original Character(s)Slow BurnAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceGetou Suguru Does Not Defect From Jujutsu SocietyStar Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc Never Happened (Jujutsu Kaisen)Minor Ieiri Shoko/Iori UtahimeMinor Gojo Satoru/Mei MeiRomantic ComedyFluffEventual SmutBratty Gojo SatoruSome ActionHappy EndingIdiots in LoveBromance to RomanceGetting TogetherSexual InexperienceMinor Gojo Satoru/Original Character(s)
Language:
English
Stats:
Published:2025-10-23Updated:2025-12-16Words:31,401Chapters:11/16Comments:109Kudos:132Bookmarks:24Hits:1,782
tongue tied
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Chapter Text
On Suguru’s nineteenth birthday, Satoru got him two gifts.

December 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM

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Little #nobamaki ficlet in response to this Strawpage prompt!

(I know you didn’t ask for bondage but I don’t think you’ll mind lol. Hope you like it!)

Strawpage ask: Maki Zenin topping Nobara Kugisaki with cursed objects and the latter enjoying every rotten minute of it

Nobara squirms. “What the hell kind of cursed tool is this?”

Maki purses her lips. “Some kind of binding tool,” she says, which became pretty obvious to Nobara five minutes ago when the black leather straps shot out and pinned her to the cursed tool shed’s wall.

“Okay,” Nobara says, blowing hair out of her face. “How do we get it off?”

“I don’t know.”

“Aren’t you the expert?”

“I don’t know everything.”

Nobara may be freaking out. Just a little bit. She tries to squirm more, but that only makes the binds wrap themselves tighter. She’s practically immobile. “Okay, then – get sensei or something!”

Maki huffs. “I can figure it out,” she snaps. “We don’t need him. Just relax, Kugisaki.”

Nobara forces herself to take a deep breath. She trusts Maki. No one knows cursed tools better than her. She’ll figure it out. “Okay,” she says, voice shaking a little. “Okay, fine.”

Maki walks back and forth, examining the tool from all angles. Eventually, her gaze lands on Nobara’s chest.

“Um,” Nobara says.

Maki reaches out.

“Maki-san, what are you —”

Maki cups her breasts.

“Maki-san.”

Maki turns bright red. “The straps here are different,” she says in a monotone voice. To prove her point, she tugs on the straps squishing Nobara’s breasts.

Nobara wets her lips. She pulses in between her legs. “You sure you don’t wanna feel me up?”

Maki’s eyes widen. “I wasn’t —”

“You just grabbed my tits.”

“The straps —”

“Are you a pervert, Maki-san?”

“Kugisaki!”

Nobara kinda likes seeing her get all flustered like this. It’s so rare. And all for me, she thinks, heart pounding. “What? You don’t like what you see?”

Maki reaches for the sword she keeps perpetually strapped to her back. Nobara briefly wonders if she’s about to chop her head off when she slides the hilt of her sword in between Nobara’s legs.

Nobara gasps. She can feel herself already getting wet. To be tied up and touched like this… “Uh. Maki-san —”

Maki keeps moving the hilt wordlessly. The pressure against her clit drives Nobara crazy.

“How’s that feel?” Maki asks in a low voice.

“Ah — it’s really good, Maki-san.” Nobara tries to shift her hips, get more friction, but that just makes the binds cinch tighter, squeezing her thighs.

Maki tsks. “You’ve gotta stay still.”

“But you’re going so slow,” Nobara whines.

“You got a problem with that?”

Maki can be so mean when she wants to be. Nobara finds that she likes it. She squeezes her eyes shut, biting her lower lip.

“Maybe when I get you out of here,” Maki says, “I’ll fuck you with it.”

Nobara’s eyes snap open. “Oh,” she sighs. “Please, please.”

“Didn’t think you’d be so quick to beg,” Maki teases.

Nobara flushes. “I —”

“Can’t move? Can’t think? What?”

Nobara moans. “Want more.”

December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM

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My fic for the Strongest fanzine, “Vampire Money,” has reached 80 kudos!!!

This is another niche one. I know there’s an intersection between Eruris and Zevis, but I was afraid the Zeke haters wouldn’t wanna read 😭 I’m really glad that people are liking it!

archiveofourown.org/works/69961331