Cashew
@gloriouscashew.bsky.social
I like clicker games a little too much
eyes + wrench (optional: give him long arms)
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
eyes + wrench (optional: give him long arms)
God put the glitches there so that games may find eternal life on the speedrun leaderboards. It is His divine will that we exploit them.
December 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
God put the glitches there so that games may find eternal life on the speedrun leaderboards. It is His divine will that we exploit them.
An Unbeatable startup movie would be sick
December 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
An Unbeatable startup movie would be sick
It's sad that Disney is releasing AI-generated porn of their characters instead of giving real filmmakers a chance
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It's sad that Disney is releasing AI-generated porn of their characters instead of giving real filmmakers a chance
This is what they're buying Warner Bros for
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This is what they're buying Warner Bros for
Multiversus was meant to be streamed to your smart tv using your phone as a controller that disconnects constantly
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Multiversus was meant to be streamed to your smart tv using your phone as a controller that disconnects constantly
I mean Dozy Don is kinda weak, but I love Just Dance Vance and Kash Money Patel
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I mean Dozy Don is kinda weak, but I love Just Dance Vance and Kash Money Patel
These nicknames are much better than the ones Trump comes up with honestly
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
These nicknames are much better than the ones Trump comes up with honestly
This is so cool! Congrats!
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
This is so cool! Congrats!
Valve can't count to 4, everyone knows that
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Valve can't count to 4, everyone knows that
That would be the fun kind of bad, not the boring AI slop kind
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
That would be the fun kind of bad, not the boring AI slop kind
I think the article itself does a better job making it clear that most of these accounts are right-wing (pretty much every example was a MAGA account)
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I think the article itself does a better job making it clear that most of these accounts are right-wing (pretty much every example was a MAGA account)
Googling things was already a lost art; even more so now
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Googling things was already a lost art; even more so now
People are trying way too hard to understand this. Trump just likes the last person who talked to him. He's lonely :(
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
People are trying way too hard to understand this. Trump just likes the last person who talked to him. He's lonely :(
Guy who doesn't know there are other kinds of parties: "I like hanging out with friends and all, but making PowerPoints fucking sucks. I wish we didn't have to do it."
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Guy who doesn't know there are other kinds of parties: "I like hanging out with friends and all, but making PowerPoints fucking sucks. I wish we didn't have to do it."
