Glory Joel
@gloryjoelofficial.bsky.social
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“Boom Boom Kazoo”
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“Boom Boom Kazoo”
“It’s been five PUNGENT years”
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“It’s been five PUNGENT years”
“Twas the Blimey Shadow”
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
“Twas the Blimey Shadow”
“Who is Tinky Winky and why is his Pinky so Stinky?”
October 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“Who is Tinky Winky and why is his Pinky so Stinky?”
“I wanna mukbang that thang.”
July 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“I wanna mukbang that thang.”
December 14, 2024 at 12:55 AM
“That would be VERY of the me.”
11/12/24
11/12/24
November 15, 2024 at 7:53 AM
“That would be VERY of the me.”
11/12/24
11/12/24
“With no sauce?”
“Glerp is sauce.”
“Glerp is Glerp. SAUCE is Sauce.”
11/12/24
“Glerp is sauce.”
“Glerp is Glerp. SAUCE is Sauce.”
11/12/24
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 AM
“With no sauce?”
“Glerp is sauce.”
“Glerp is Glerp. SAUCE is Sauce.”
11/12/24
“Glerp is sauce.”
“Glerp is Glerp. SAUCE is Sauce.”
11/12/24
“Babies love suckin with their brand NEW mouths!”
11/12/24
11/12/24
November 15, 2024 at 7:50 AM
“Babies love suckin with their brand NEW mouths!”
11/12/24
11/12/24
“They’re prolly swimming through puke to get a quarter.”
10/27/24
10/27/24
November 15, 2024 at 7:49 AM
“They’re prolly swimming through puke to get a quarter.”
10/27/24
10/27/24
“I can barely taste it— and I LOVE that!”
10/6/24
10/6/24
November 15, 2024 at 7:48 AM
“I can barely taste it— and I LOVE that!”
10/6/24
10/6/24
“I mean—when she moves and talks, it’s a no for me.”
10/5/24
10/5/24
November 15, 2024 at 7:47 AM
“I mean—when she moves and talks, it’s a no for me.”
10/5/24
10/5/24
“I’m gonna tag that and post Molly.”
9/16/24
9/16/24
November 15, 2024 at 7:46 AM
“I’m gonna tag that and post Molly.”
9/16/24
9/16/24
“I still got what it takes to take what they got.”
6/18/24
6/18/24
November 15, 2024 at 7:45 AM
“I still got what it takes to take what they got.”
6/18/24
6/18/24
“I’m high and I don’t know how faces are supposed to look.”
4/11/24
4/11/24
November 15, 2024 at 7:44 AM
“I’m high and I don’t know how faces are supposed to look.”
4/11/24
4/11/24
“I’m a Gemini with a plan and no one can stop that sh*t.”
12/20/23
12/20/23
November 15, 2024 at 7:43 AM
“I’m a Gemini with a plan and no one can stop that sh*t.”
12/20/23
12/20/23
“If it’s not cookies, wine, or chocolate… I don’t care.”
12/6/23
12/6/23
November 15, 2024 at 7:42 AM
“If it’s not cookies, wine, or chocolate… I don’t care.”
12/6/23
12/6/23
“In my world as a bottom, all daddies are tops.”
10/4/23
10/4/23
November 15, 2024 at 7:41 AM
“In my world as a bottom, all daddies are tops.”
10/4/23
10/4/23
“Chicago deep dish pizza is just stuffed crust pizza all the way through.”
7/8/23
7/8/23
November 15, 2024 at 7:40 AM
“Chicago deep dish pizza is just stuffed crust pizza all the way through.”
7/8/23
7/8/23
“I used to date a stripper, but now I can’t find her.”
7/3/23
7/3/23
November 15, 2024 at 7:39 AM
“I used to date a stripper, but now I can’t find her.”
7/3/23
7/3/23
“Who is Cookie Monster anyway?”
6/3/23
6/3/23
November 15, 2024 at 7:38 AM
“Who is Cookie Monster anyway?”
6/3/23
6/3/23
“I could do this standing on my back.”
3/20/23
3/20/23
November 15, 2024 at 7:37 AM
“I could do this standing on my back.”
3/20/23
3/20/23
“Asor Condo”
3/9/23
3/9/23
November 15, 2024 at 7:37 AM
“Asor Condo”
3/9/23
3/9/23
“Consonants carry the thought. Vowels carry the emotion.”
3/7/23
3/7/23
November 15, 2024 at 7:36 AM
“Consonants carry the thought. Vowels carry the emotion.”
3/7/23
3/7/23
“Going after that dick again?”
— “Yeah well it’s making a ruckus under the blanket.”
3/3/23
— “Yeah well it’s making a ruckus under the blanket.”
3/3/23
November 15, 2024 at 7:35 AM
“Going after that dick again?”
— “Yeah well it’s making a ruckus under the blanket.”
3/3/23
— “Yeah well it’s making a ruckus under the blanket.”
3/3/23