Charlie Weber
@gloryusfailure.bsky.social
Award Losing Singer Songwriter
London Ontario Canada
London Ontario Canada
Harry Styles would have been a great name for a male hair salon and body waxing parlour
April 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Harry Styles would have been a great name for a male hair salon and body waxing parlour
X by Ed Sheeran is a modern classic.
April 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
X by Ed Sheeran is a modern classic.
Everyone should end their set a song early. One less song in the set list is the ideal set length
April 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Everyone should end their set a song early. One less song in the set list is the ideal set length
Yo, Cinnamon Rolls but they’re Garlic Bread
April 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Yo, Cinnamon Rolls but they’re Garlic Bread
It is my assertion that “Broad City” should have been named “Two Broke Girls” and Two Broke Girls should have never existed at all
April 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It is my assertion that “Broad City” should have been named “Two Broke Girls” and Two Broke Girls should have never existed at all
Hell is for war criminals and the developers of Crash Bandicoot
April 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Hell is for war criminals and the developers of Crash Bandicoot
If you’re gonna post a vehicle on FB Marketplace SHOW THE DAMN TRUNK!!!!!
April 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If you’re gonna post a vehicle on FB Marketplace SHOW THE DAMN TRUNK!!!!!
Dua Lipa is a name that I recognize but if you were to ask me ( with a gun to my head) to describe them in appearance or the way they sound there is no way I could finish this sentence in a satisfying way that would subvert the expectation that I have presented in the front half of this joke
April 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Dua Lipa is a name that I recognize but if you were to ask me ( with a gun to my head) to describe them in appearance or the way they sound there is no way I could finish this sentence in a satisfying way that would subvert the expectation that I have presented in the front half of this joke
Imagine being Sarah Silverman’s character in School of Rock and having your boyfriend break up with you because his roommate stole his identity and you rightly pointed out how fucked up that was.
April 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Imagine being Sarah Silverman’s character in School of Rock and having your boyfriend break up with you because his roommate stole his identity and you rightly pointed out how fucked up that was.
Life hack:
If you don’t know what a federal bill is all about you can ask Chat GPT to explain it to you like a friend at the bar
If you don’t know what a federal bill is all about you can ask Chat GPT to explain it to you like a friend at the bar
April 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Life hack:
If you don’t know what a federal bill is all about you can ask Chat GPT to explain it to you like a friend at the bar
If you don’t know what a federal bill is all about you can ask Chat GPT to explain it to you like a friend at the bar
What is a banana really if not an organic hot dog?
March 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What is a banana really if not an organic hot dog?
“This songs from instagram” might be the best way to intro a song I’ve ever heard
March 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“This songs from instagram” might be the best way to intro a song I’ve ever heard
lactose intolerant but willing to suffer.
March 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
lactose intolerant but willing to suffer.
Reposted by Charlie Weber
“I like both kinds of music”
March 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“I like both kinds of music”
Shout out to #KetchupEntertainment for making this #looneytunes movie happen. It’s good you should watch it
March 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Shout out to #KetchupEntertainment for making this #looneytunes movie happen. It’s good you should watch it
Last night at a show I was playing some guy came up to the merch table and grilled me for 10 mins on the finer points of screen printing and cost per unit and then didn’t buy a t-shirt and then also told me I could have better sticker design
March 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Last night at a show I was playing some guy came up to the merch table and grilled me for 10 mins on the finer points of screen printing and cost per unit and then didn’t buy a t-shirt and then also told me I could have better sticker design
I love how Gen Z was so arrogant about how much more secure they were than past generations and now is literally using a “what if I wasn’t fat” filter as a trend.
March 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I love how Gen Z was so arrogant about how much more secure they were than past generations and now is literally using a “what if I wasn’t fat” filter as a trend.
Dude you could probably tell me that the secret society of underground mole people actually exists and I wouldn’t even flinch right now.
They told us forever ago about aliens being real and I haven’t even googled that shit. I just keep scrolling.
What disease do I have?
They told us forever ago about aliens being real and I haven’t even googled that shit. I just keep scrolling.
What disease do I have?
March 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Dude you could probably tell me that the secret society of underground mole people actually exists and I wouldn’t even flinch right now.
They told us forever ago about aliens being real and I haven’t even googled that shit. I just keep scrolling.
What disease do I have?
They told us forever ago about aliens being real and I haven’t even googled that shit. I just keep scrolling.
What disease do I have?
The most impressive thing Danny did in Ocean’s Eleven wasn’t the heist it’s self but getting eleven middle aged men into a room at the same time with little to no information about what the meeting was about. Truly the greatest twist of them all.
March 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The most impressive thing Danny did in Ocean’s Eleven wasn’t the heist it’s self but getting eleven middle aged men into a room at the same time with little to no information about what the meeting was about. Truly the greatest twist of them all.
These marketplace kids don’t haggle and that’s a real shame.
March 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
These marketplace kids don’t haggle and that’s a real shame.
The vocals on Teenage Love by Katie Gregson MacLeod always make me yawn. Just like it’s cradling me to sleep with sweet melodies of youthful regret
March 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The vocals on Teenage Love by Katie Gregson MacLeod always make me yawn. Just like it’s cradling me to sleep with sweet melodies of youthful regret
I can see the lunar eclipse from my bed and that’s pretty frickin sweet
March 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I can see the lunar eclipse from my bed and that’s pretty frickin sweet
For a group of people who like to point out how fragile the left is, the conservative voters of Canada are having the craziest melt down about a pretty textbook exchange or leadership that the liberals just did
March 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
For a group of people who like to point out how fragile the left is, the conservative voters of Canada are having the craziest melt down about a pretty textbook exchange or leadership that the liberals just did
Bruh, I have not slept and I’m not about it.
March 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Bruh, I have not slept and I’m not about it.
Graphic design is my passion.
We’re on at approximately 9:30pm
We’re on at approximately 9:30pm
March 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Graphic design is my passion.
We’re on at approximately 9:30pm
We’re on at approximately 9:30pm