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Glouphert
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Father to my goobbue son Goubert, husband to Lucinne, friend to my wife's boyfriend Bradford, femboy.

Mostly SFW, sometimes with implied nudity and/or sexual acts if I believe it makes it funnier, nothing actually graphic though.
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Vacation, day 123: "boxing day" with the gals! Meaning shopping though, not actual boxing.

Oh, and my vacation started four months ago today 💀

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December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
glouphert.bsky.social
Vacation, day 122: merry Christmas and happy holidays!

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December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Vacation, day 121: went back to my home region to celebrate Christmas Eve our traditional way

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December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Day 120 of my vacation could have gone better

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December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
glouphert.bsky.social
Vacation, day 119: catching up with some old friends. Don't tell people they exist, they like to keep things lowkey 🤫

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December 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Vacation, day 119: I made a happy snowman family with my son!

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December 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
glouphert.bsky.social
Noooo, I don't care that there's stuff to do, I'm still on vacation, fuck off

(day 117 btw)

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December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Vacation, day 116: Femboy Friday with the newest Eorzean celebrity, the .

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December 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Vacation, day 115. I came home today and was ready to end the vacation when I realized something: it's holiday season! I can't end my vacation right now! So hi family, and bye family, I'm going back out there!

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December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Vacation, day 114: I brought Greinborg home! The real Greinborg, this time! It was a very emotional moment all-around. His family still hate me. Understandable!

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December 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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So uh, day 113 has been pretty eventful. Long story short, I've organized a prison break, and Greinborg and I are now being escorted out of here by sea, thanks to our pirate friends from the first month.

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December 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Vacation, day 112: today's selfie and caption are taken and transcribed by my retainer Mimiwaro. My decisively-fuckass warden has confiscated my tomephone. This is an act of war, and I will respond in kind.

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December 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
glouphert.bsky.social
Vacation, day 111: hahahaha my warden slipped on a banana peel and fell on his butt, it was the funniest thing ever and so humiliating LOL I would be SO mortified, just look at how stupid he looks HAHAHAHA

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December 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Vacation, day 110: my not-so-fuckass warden and I had a great talk.

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December 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
glouphert.bsky.social
I'm beyond thrilled to report that on day 109 of my vacation, a Femboy Friday no less, our Femlord J'zus has been made real! Thanks again to the deliverers for smuggling in crystals and anthracite so fast.

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December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
glouphert.bsky.social
Vacation, day 108: just received packages from the outside, many thanks to the delivery team for their prompt service!

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December 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
glouphert.bsky.social
Vacation, day 107: "not a real religion" my ass. How about those holy scriptures I've just written?! How about this depiction of our Femlord J'zus I've just drawn?!

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December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
glouphert.bsky.social
Vacation, day 106: I didn't have it in me to leave yet. I need more time to try to get some real change done in this prison.

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December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Vacation, day 105: my sentence ends tomorrow, but I feel bad for my fellow inmates that this prison is such a femboy-hostile environment. They could only get a mere taste of my lifestyle!

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December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Vacation, day 104: just woke up in the infirmary. Drinking that stuff was a bad, bad idea. I'm gonna be alright, but I died twice so far during this vacation, and I am in more agony now than I was then.

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December 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
glouphert.bsky.social
Vacation, day 103: prison wine time!

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December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Vacation, day 102: today was meant to go so well. I used my newfound influence to convince some of my fellow inmates to partake in Femboy Friday, (cont)

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December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Vacation, day 101: victory! Greinborg has earned the respect of his peers, and so have I! We're the top dogs around here! Now all that is left for me is to enjoy the rest of my sentence.

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December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Vacation, day 100: the ride never ends 💀

Training session, woo! I spent all day preparing Greinborg to challenge the toughest, meanest guy around, to show the other inmates he's not someone to mess with.

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December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Vacation, day 99: today was supposed to be my last day, but I decided I needed to stay longer to help improve Greinborg's prison life, so I slapped a guard to get my sentence extended.

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December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM