Fussy Nobody Britches
@glutenhatesally.bsky.social
Black Lives Matter.
Sex work is work.
Trans women are women.
Trans men are men.
Gender is fluid.
Land back.
Housing is a human right.
Eat the rich.
Everyone poops.
Etc.
Sex work is work.
Trans women are women.
Trans men are men.
Gender is fluid.
Land back.
Housing is a human right.
Eat the rich.
Everyone poops.
Etc.
This is a first for me. In the automatic car wash. The machine bumped the vehicle as it covered us with soap, then told us to get out 🤣🤣
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This is a first for me. In the automatic car wash. The machine bumped the vehicle as it covered us with soap, then told us to get out 🤣🤣
And yall think I should get him an excavator!?
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
And yall think I should get him an excavator!?
Woop woop!
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Woop woop!
BUT TOMORROW IS THE LUNCH YANKEE GIFT EXCHANGE!
I live for this game with my coworkers. I play dirty. I try and find the most fucked up gifts.
I'll cry if this cancels it, or we have to play with less people. Or if we have to work the phones instead. I'll just be a big baby about it 🚼
I live for this game with my coworkers. I play dirty. I try and find the most fucked up gifts.
I'll cry if this cancels it, or we have to play with less people. Or if we have to work the phones instead. I'll just be a big baby about it 🚼
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
BUT TOMORROW IS THE LUNCH YANKEE GIFT EXCHANGE!
I live for this game with my coworkers. I play dirty. I try and find the most fucked up gifts.
I'll cry if this cancels it, or we have to play with less people. Or if we have to work the phones instead. I'll just be a big baby about it 🚼
I live for this game with my coworkers. I play dirty. I try and find the most fucked up gifts.
I'll cry if this cancels it, or we have to play with less people. Or if we have to work the phones instead. I'll just be a big baby about it 🚼
Every. Damn. Time
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Every. Damn. Time
Well, I've never had 80% of my order filled before. They sent me a roll partially with someone else's order. So I can't finish it yet lol
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Well, I've never had 80% of my order filled before. They sent me a roll partially with someone else's order. So I can't finish it yet lol
This is Cornelius. Even he is so much happier at this new house. Ive never seen his leaves out as far as this before.
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This is Cornelius. Even he is so much happier at this new house. Ive never seen his leaves out as far as this before.
Been working half days until today. So I can keep unpacking and be here for technicians to fix things.
Heres a progress Pic from my temporary couch.
I used to be able to unpack the whole house in a day. Or weekend. Not anymore! I hurt lol
Heres a progress Pic from my temporary couch.
I used to be able to unpack the whole house in a day. Or weekend. Not anymore! I hurt lol
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Been working half days until today. So I can keep unpacking and be here for technicians to fix things.
Heres a progress Pic from my temporary couch.
I used to be able to unpack the whole house in a day. Or weekend. Not anymore! I hurt lol
Heres a progress Pic from my temporary couch.
I used to be able to unpack the whole house in a day. Or weekend. Not anymore! I hurt lol
BeardedMan got a label maker a few weeks ago.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
BeardedMan got a label maker a few weeks ago.
The cat just jumped full speed into this doors window. I think she thought there was a ledge..and NO ONE ELSE SEEN IT. Poor kitty is sneezing from nose bonk and I'm wheeze laughing.
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The cat just jumped full speed into this doors window. I think she thought there was a ledge..and NO ONE ELSE SEEN IT. Poor kitty is sneezing from nose bonk and I'm wheeze laughing.
The dog has gone back to sleep. So now its just me awake.
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The dog has gone back to sleep. So now its just me awake.
New house is closed! Let the moving begin!
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
New house is closed! Let the moving begin!
Mom. Please stop moving. Its freaking me out.
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Mom. Please stop moving. Its freaking me out.
Pjs have arrived. They're almost too small. They're XXXL. She doesn't love em
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pjs have arrived. They're almost too small. They're XXXL. She doesn't love em
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Before meeting BeardedMan, you would have never convinced me I would be in a relationship that made me feel both safe and loved. He was persistent in showing me that I deserved to be treated like a queen.
I am a very lucky lady.
Happy 11th anniversary @cptfuzzy.bsky.social
I am a very lucky lady.
Happy 11th anniversary @cptfuzzy.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Before meeting BeardedMan, you would have never convinced me I would be in a relationship that made me feel both safe and loved. He was persistent in showing me that I deserved to be treated like a queen.
I am a very lucky lady.
Happy 11th anniversary @cptfuzzy.bsky.social
I am a very lucky lady.
Happy 11th anniversary @cptfuzzy.bsky.social
Finally. FINALLY. Signed the amendment, new closing date is the 20th. Move in date is 21st.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Finally. FINALLY. Signed the amendment, new closing date is the 20th. Move in date is 21st.
Wallpaper has been ordered. My poor MIL is getting all my orders shipped to her house, since I dont know which house I'll be in when it arrives lol
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Wallpaper has been ordered. My poor MIL is getting all my orders shipped to her house, since I dont know which house I'll be in when it arrives lol
I go back in. Immediately text kid1 (who is not home). I tell him to text BeardedMan "Please text and tell him you hear this strange distant honking outside and you can't tell where its coming from"
I get these texts from kid1. I lmfao and the go to sleep
I get these texts from kid1. I lmfao and the go to sleep
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I go back in. Immediately text kid1 (who is not home). I tell him to text BeardedMan "Please text and tell him you hear this strange distant honking outside and you can't tell where its coming from"
I get these texts from kid1. I lmfao and the go to sleep
I get these texts from kid1. I lmfao and the go to sleep
In funnier news. I got BeardedMan good last night. He was on the front step enjoy bedtime gardening routine and I'm getting into bed. I get this text. Like a good protector, I go investigate. Its like a fog horn except there's no fog. I tell him its probably a ship, stop being paranoid
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In funnier news. I got BeardedMan good last night. He was on the front step enjoy bedtime gardening routine and I'm getting into bed. I get this text. Like a good protector, I go investigate. Its like a fog horn except there's no fog. I tell him its probably a ship, stop being paranoid
So much for packing. And no the bird doesn't fit. We tried. His butt feathers is too big.
I wonder how much lead is in this thing. LICK TEST!
I wonder how much lead is in this thing. LICK TEST!
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
So much for packing. And no the bird doesn't fit. We tried. His butt feathers is too big.
I wonder how much lead is in this thing. LICK TEST!
I wonder how much lead is in this thing. LICK TEST!
I know this is the opposite of packing but this popped up on market place and BeardedMan showed me. Then BeardedMan went n got it for me.
Is a 1960s tin litho ranch!
Is a 1960s tin litho ranch!
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I know this is the opposite of packing but this popped up on market place and BeardedMan showed me. Then BeardedMan went n got it for me.
Is a 1960s tin litho ranch!
Is a 1960s tin litho ranch!
15yr old me. Gave modeling a shot. Didn't like it. I was way too awkward.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
15yr old me. Gave modeling a shot. Didn't like it. I was way too awkward.
Baby kid1. Eats like his mamma
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Baby kid1. Eats like his mamma