Glynn (she/her)
@glynniffer.bsky.social
Semi-pro heckler. Somehow impressively boring and also obnoxious.
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The most self-obsessed validation -starved how you'll ever meet.
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#ACAB #BLM
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The most self-obsessed validation -starved how you'll ever meet.
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#ACAB #BLM
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Glynn (she/her)
@glynniffer.bsky.social
· Apr 21
Carpenter ants are stupid. What are you looking for, you're on a WOODEN floor dumbass.
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Happy Christmas. <3 here’s to a better 2026.
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Happy Christmas. <3 here’s to a better 2026.
Nevermind the fact that I can't afford to get any humans whatsoever holiday gifts this year, I just realized it's imperitive that I get Christmas presents for all 4 cats I'm cat sitting.
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Nevermind the fact that I can't afford to get any humans whatsoever holiday gifts this year, I just realized it's imperitive that I get Christmas presents for all 4 cats I'm cat sitting.
Hey I don't have the patience to watch the show or even Google the plot summary- why is The Upside Down guy called Vecna? Who named him? I thought he couldn't talk.
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey I don't have the patience to watch the show or even Google the plot summary- why is The Upside Down guy called Vecna? Who named him? I thought he couldn't talk.
Y'all it's gonna be 75* for Christmas in KS 😭😭😭😭😭
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Y'all it's gonna be 75* for Christmas in KS 😭😭😭😭😭
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
If one more person says something ************* about me I'll have to kill something
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
If one more person says something ************* about me I'll have to kill something
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Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.
Snow cancels everything
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Snow cancels everything
Look man, idk what it's about, but if a movie lets Hugh Jackman follow his true dreams of doing a little sing & dance, I'm watching it
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Look man, idk what it's about, but if a movie lets Hugh Jackman follow his true dreams of doing a little sing & dance, I'm watching it
I think I sprained my thumb.
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think I sprained my thumb.
Successful crafting with only one minor burn and one flesh wound
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Successful crafting with only one minor burn and one flesh wound
Ok so he actually cleaned the thing. I now remember that the fault was in his construction not his function.
Hyping Toby up bc I'm gonna give him anoyher chance to prove he's a mop
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Ok so he actually cleaned the thing. I now remember that the fault was in his construction not his function.
Hyena Jackal standoff
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hyena Jackal standoff
Hyping Toby up bc I'm gonna give him anoyher chance to prove he's a mop
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hyping Toby up bc I'm gonna give him anoyher chance to prove he's a mop
Undefeated champions of 'fuck, where did the remote go'
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Undefeated champions of 'fuck, where did the remote go'
Blueberry muffins have no right to be that good
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Blueberry muffins have no right to be that good
I seem to be... upbeat this morning.
Suspicious
Suspicious
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I seem to be... upbeat this morning.
Suspicious
Suspicious
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
My financial advisor is venmo
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My financial advisor is venmo
I knew a young bear, he went by the name... Fuzzy Wuzzy. But alas, having no fur, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy...
*True crime documentary face*
Or was he!??
*True crime documentary face*
Or was he!??
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I knew a young bear, he went by the name... Fuzzy Wuzzy. But alas, having no fur, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy...
*True crime documentary face*
Or was he!??
*True crime documentary face*
Or was he!??
Is there a transition between the stanzas of the ants go marching? I can't remember
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Is there a transition between the stanzas of the ants go marching? I can't remember
Tfw the starter word you've been putting in everyday is finally the answer to the wordle
a man in a black shirt stands in front of a sign that says ' switzerland ' on it
Alt: Hugh Jackmen makes a yes fist
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Tfw the starter word you've been putting in everyday is finally the answer to the wordle
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OBVIOUSLY! Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
OBVIOUSLY! Thank you.
She Elf on my Shelf until I end up on the naughty list
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
She Elf on my Shelf until I end up on the naughty list
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board game enthusiasts of bluesky, what are your top 10 board games of all time
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
board game enthusiasts of bluesky, what are your top 10 board games of all time