G Gaskell
@gmatthewg.bsky.social
From New Hampshire. I adore my children. Playwright. Actor (kinda). Huge fan of NFL football. I watch way too many movies and don’t read nearly enough books.
Khan from Star Trek 2 vs the Predator would be a hell of a movie
February 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Khan from Star Trek 2 vs the Predator would be a hell of a movie
Lionel Richie gets me
February 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lionel Richie gets me
Halle Berry’s nose is perfect
February 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Halle Berry’s nose is perfect
“I….. am a writer.”
February 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“I….. am a writer.”
No one cares about baseball and it’s only going to get worse. Why are these idiot teams still paying huge contracts? The whole thing is done in ten years.
February 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
No one cares about baseball and it’s only going to get worse. Why are these idiot teams still paying huge contracts? The whole thing is done in ten years.
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I don’t fucking think so.
January 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I don’t fucking think so.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and I would make a very nice couple and I would be a wonderful First Lady.
Just putting it out there.
Just putting it out there.
January 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and I would make a very nice couple and I would be a wonderful First Lady.
Just putting it out there.
Just putting it out there.
I could really go for some cheese
January 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I could really go for some cheese
For 50 years I didn’t care at all about french fries. Now I think about them every day.
Explain.
Explain.
January 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
For 50 years I didn’t care at all about french fries. Now I think about them every day.
Explain.
Explain.
Ladies and gentlemen… The Darling
January 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ladies and gentlemen… The Darling
I don’t like popcorn
January 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I don’t like popcorn
I’m having one of those - fall out the window but land in a pile of hay - days.
December 16, 2024 at 9:42 AM
I’m having one of those - fall out the window but land in a pile of hay - days.
The Illuminati tried to recruit me.
No punchline. Just putting it out there.
No punchline. Just putting it out there.
December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
The Illuminati tried to recruit me.
No punchline. Just putting it out there.
No punchline. Just putting it out there.
I’ve never had a McRib
December 5, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I’ve never had a McRib
Just watched a woman out walking her dog and when the dog went to poop the woman got behind it and caught the poop before it hit the ground.
Is this a thing now? Are people doing this?
Seems to me you’re asking for trouble.
Is this a thing now? Are people doing this?
Seems to me you’re asking for trouble.
November 27, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Just watched a woman out walking her dog and when the dog went to poop the woman got behind it and caught the poop before it hit the ground.
Is this a thing now? Are people doing this?
Seems to me you’re asking for trouble.
Is this a thing now? Are people doing this?
Seems to me you’re asking for trouble.
Instead of all the atrocities that are coming in January, can’t we just get rid of soccer and call it a day?
November 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Instead of all the atrocities that are coming in January, can’t we just get rid of soccer and call it a day?
Then again, on the bright side, once the orange buffoon and his insane clown posse fuck things up bad enough… I can start smoking again.
So, there’s that.
So, there’s that.
November 18, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Then again, on the bright side, once the orange buffoon and his insane clown posse fuck things up bad enough… I can start smoking again.
So, there’s that.
So, there’s that.
A year ago the jets had a better record with Zach Wilson as their QB.
Just sayin’…
Just sayin’…
November 18, 2024 at 1:39 AM
A year ago the jets had a better record with Zach Wilson as their QB.
Just sayin’…
Just sayin’…
@minakimes.bsky.social Mina please make the jags fire their coach
November 17, 2024 at 8:09 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social Mina please make the jags fire their coach
Young people,
Become familiar with what a “stork” is. Once the orange buffoon reclaims his throne, that’s what your children will be learning about in Sex Education
Become familiar with what a “stork” is. Once the orange buffoon reclaims his throne, that’s what your children will be learning about in Sex Education
November 16, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Young people,
Become familiar with what a “stork” is. Once the orange buffoon reclaims his throne, that’s what your children will be learning about in Sex Education
Become familiar with what a “stork” is. Once the orange buffoon reclaims his throne, that’s what your children will be learning about in Sex Education
Anyone else curious why they never made a ‘Morpheus’ origin story? Someone should’ve thought of that by now.
Just a billion dollar idea off the top of my head
Just a billion dollar idea off the top of my head
November 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Anyone else curious why they never made a ‘Morpheus’ origin story? Someone should’ve thought of that by now.
Just a billion dollar idea off the top of my head
Just a billion dollar idea off the top of my head
I’m not super savvy when it comes to social media and brand new to BlueSky, but this is definitely a lot more cat pics than I was expecting.
November 15, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I’m not super savvy when it comes to social media and brand new to BlueSky, but this is definitely a lot more cat pics than I was expecting.