Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

Imma need some good old fashion SNOW right about now. Let's skip that rain and go right to the good stuff. I'm sick of global warming. I miss snow days. Sledding and a white Christmas.

Someone on threads just threatened me and called me names because I made a hypothetical joke about how Costco parking lots are hell during the holidays. So I guess I live on blue sky now. Hope you people can take jokes about parking lots!

But seriously though. This is literally just twitter. Is there a difference? I'm so confused.

I was hoping this platform would be politics free. I guess I was wrong.

@bacongurubb13.bsky.social turns out I was on here way before you

I STILL DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLUE SKY, TWITTER AND THREADS! BUT IM ON ALL 3. WHYYYYYYYY

What is Blue Sky? Why am I on here? What. the. Hell.