Being nearly moved to tears when I learned Costco would be open an hour earlier for executive members.

I would probably be embarrassed as a poster to let it be known I don't know what a metaphor is but I follow you because of your confidence. It's very charming!

Please send some video of you understanding a metaphor in your life to confirm you're a writer!

I can convert a layup unlike Jalen Green. Enjoy the playoffs.

You think Dillon Brooks isn't lame as shit and in Cancun?

Thank you, Joel! Means a lot. I hope you get more engagement from your 31,400 other followers soon!

And where are the Rockets, exactly? Lol

Hating into the void, I see. At least Dillon Brooks gets to be in Cancun.

Grant, we're going to need your shooting tonight.

Probably the right result since that first tech was nonsense