Harvey Gnomegrinder
gnomegrinder.bsky.social
Harvey Gnomegrinder
@gnomegrinder.bsky.social
Father, GenX, Desert Storm veteran, atheist, reader, opinionated wannabe writer convinced he's smarter than he is. Self-emancipated, former Twitter denizen. I'm not here for the lolz.
Facebook is not your friend, nor is TikTok.
This guy's never paid a red cent to a church. Let's try him on, anyway.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hmm.
He does have a bit of an Old Yeller thing going on, doesn't he?
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November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
2/ buy more car than they could otherwise, let alone should The bulk of this is relevant 2 used cars more than it is old That's the front end. At the back end, lengthening the term earns the bank more money, some of which is paid as reserve to a dealership's finance dept. Doing it with houses is fkd
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I get it.
It's supposed to be funny.
It's not.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Everything 47 "knows" about the African continent is shit he gleaned from watching Johnny Weissmuller play Tarzan in now, nearly eighty-year-old films.
Believe it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
He did the "this is going on your permanent record" thing, FFS.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
2/only going to get faster, & a post made at 0300hrs will be markedly different (read: "better") than 1 made just a half-hour later. I think we'll be just fine, though. He's surrounded by people who love him & only want to find the best way to...kick him down a flight of stairs w/o getting caught.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Two years?
To make a magnet
I can make a magnet with a battery and a sewing needle faster than I can pop microwave popcorn
FFS, I don't know how old this footage is, but realize, from when it was recorded he's only gotten worse, even if only incrementally. This is the best he was when it was filmed
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It's usually the case.
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Nah.
He's more than that.
He's an embarrassment to every great ape, that's ever been, even the greatest of them, The Grape Ape, ofc.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
And don't even get me started on whatever these so-called "schools" are.
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Not sure. But, at times, it's captivating. Like watching cows being herded into active minefields, right?
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"No one know what magnets are.", said the load of shit to the lodestone.
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Lol
D'you migrate from the bird cage?
If so, we were mutuals. If not, your handle is the same as one with whom I was.
Cheers.
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
But sure, Master, Sensei, or whatever the fuck title you prefer, tell me I don't know what ratio'd means. If you did, you'd see you got it 10:1.
FOH
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Dude, read my fucking bio; I'm a fifty-seven-year-old Desert Storm veteran who killed a Twitter account after the last presidential election 2 get away from Nazis, came here, literally, yesterday & all I'm finding is ppl who don't know what a hellhole it's become & wouldn't last a fucking day in it
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm unfamiliar with time of use; peak hours, maybe? They're retired and the most utility-burdensome appliances they have are a not-inconsiderable amount of my father's audio studio recording equipment, but that's not used sufficiently long to justify its cost if it's the culprit.
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM