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x-Ren Chaos | You Otter Know!!
@goaliecat.bsky.social
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Queer (they/them), disabled (ND, AS, Fibro) parent just trying to raise good humans. Writer (blog link to come!)

Live blogging from the hellscape as we all go down in flames.
Ride or die Stars fan since 1993. Hockey Belongs in the South!!
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No shit I saw this in my half asleep state and thought it was a David Castillo post and went "expiring feels a little dramatic, don't you think?"
a screenshot of an email subject reads "Some of your Stars are expiring."
April 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Face reveal, wrong answers only
A squat otter stuffy with an angry face
March 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Happy not January! And happy Otter!
Picture shows the Dallas Stars Foundation Calendar open to February. Jake Oettinger is the player of the month, posing handsomely in a suit in a library setting. (Go Stars!)
February 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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We did it, Joe.
a bluesky notification screenshot reads: NHL followed you
January 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Matchy matchy
December 24, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Pico sez happy Caturday! And don't forget to charge your lasers!
November 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Here's my NHL team hierarchy in visual format.

Stars are my first team. If they are in it, I'm for them. If we're out or if I'm watching other games, this is usually how things fall informally. The middle shifts every year.
This is a Tiermaker showingRen's Hierarchy of NHL Teams: Ride or Die - Dallas Stars I Like it, Picasso! Avs, Kraken, Sharks, Panthers Warmly Indifferent: Canucks, Preds, Pens Y'all Been Through a Lot, Love You: CBJ, Utah HC, Flames Rooting for a Player or Two: Wild, Canes, Ducks, Leafs, Caps, Bs, Isles Just No: Jets, Sens, Kings On the shitlist: hawks, rangers, habs, flyers NEVER EVER: VGK, NJD, Blues, Wings, Lightning, and Sabres
November 18, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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Pico sez happy Caturday everyone! #caturday
A large, sleepy orange cat is peacefully curled up on a comfy chair with his cozy blanket.
November 16, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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This was their mascot.

Horrifying.
November 15, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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The perils of online ordering. Yes, that's 6 bunches of bananas 😬
June 25, 2023 at 5:07 PM