The GI aerospace world is in crisis! A faction wants to cancel our F-35 contract due to *gestures broadly to the south* But GI has no runway, and the F-35 is the only option with vertical takeoff and landing. Aerospace leaders (Landry and Aidan T) are set to meet tomorrow.

There are two problems with all the downtown plans that have been proposed so far: 1) They are not on Goat Island 2) They do not have an Arby's

Big News! GI is getting a wind turbine. Not as big as the 9 others announced for BC. It'll output just over 128KWh annually, enough for ~2/3 of our homes. Construction starts next Thursday. Steve, it's going where your house currently is--RIP I guess?

New tier list of islands near the confluence of the Nechako & Fraser just dropped. Get roasted CWIP

After what happened in The Keg parking lot last night, I think our beef with the Cottonwood Island HOA won't be squashed any time soon. Not to incriminate anyone with details, but I have to say Bridget and Susan threw down hard--if you come at the king, you best not miss!

Stocking stuffer alert! GIAT (Goat Island Agility Team) is raising funds to travel to regionals down in Hixon in the new year. DM Susan or leave a comment if you are able to support--TIA from the goat ❤️

Caught wind that the CWIP HOA is having their Christmas party at the restaurant next to ours tomorrow. Gary, you are unbanned from the event, but you better be ready to throw down if it comes to that. 👊👊👊

With all this talk of moving Mr. PG, why not propose a move to GI? And, just spit balling ... but maybe a Cactus Club too?

The GIHOA Christmas party will be Saturday, December 7th. I know we're not an office or business, so we don't necessarily need to have one, but I hope everyone will come because I feel like we're all one big family. GARY IS BANNED FROM THIS EVENT.

Everyone, shovel the snow to the middle so we can make a big snow fort for the goat.

GIHOA will be imposing a 25% Tariff on all products from the CWIP Trade Zone because of their failure to stem the tide of old tires and broken shopping carts.

It turns out David Foster Wallace was right: cruise ships are bad! Should GIHOA add a bylaw to make it illegal for them to ever dock here? www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Now accepting applications to join the Search and Rescue teams for grid section C5. All other teams are at full occupancy. C6 might have an opening if Gary is evicted.

This is what we're playing for! 🎲

Sunday at 2:00 is the monthly Pinochle tournament. Entry fee is $25. Don't worry, Bridget, we'll be playing double-deck this time lol.

Items currently on the AGM agenda: 1) Does GI need EV charging infrastructure? 2) Debrief on the incident of 9 Oct. 3) Introduction of a bylaw relating to public nudity 4) Is a simple majority vote sufficient to evict Gary?

The GIHOA AGM will be Sat. Dec. 21st from 3:00-9:00. Contact Susan to RSVP or if you have any agenda items to add.

Winter tethering regulations are now in effect: the goat may be untethered during daylight hours until the river freezes over.