Mr 'DG' Goater
goatermaths.bsky.social
Mr 'DG' Goater
@goatermaths.bsky.social
✝️ Surrey boy moved to the Midlands. Getting used to 'dinner' at lunch time...
Yup, 7, 5 and 2 at home :) definitely no where near as bad for us blokes though!
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I swear 'vibe' isn't a millennial thing, feel it's more gen z
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Meanwhile, my wife just found this glorious one - Black/Blue/Red/PENCIL! Witchcraft at its finest 🥲 Not a green in sight 😍😍😍
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A colleague came back from a trip to South Korea over half term with the news they have shops where you can do this very thing!
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ouch! We moved from Surrey to Derby last year, we found out we could order second bins due to our family size - came within a week!
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I just assumed he'd probably done it before...
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Love G.R. Eggs. However I now live in Derby and am contractually obliged to prefer Birds Bakery.
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oh, that is what I thought - when I found they all worked I assumed I was breaking the problem and they were supposed to go flat or something 😂
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by Mr 'DG' Goater
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.

IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Fair enough! I only know you from here so all I knew in terms of nationality was "Aussie living in UK" so was intrigued 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I've read War and Peace, can't scare me 💪 😂
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Will add it to the list!
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM