Goatllama
@goatllama.bsky.social
( GOATLLAMA IN NAME ONLY, FOR I AM NEITHER )
My first thought was “why specify Signal, etc“ but that’s even worse. Just to lend legitimacy to the story? Seems unnecessary.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My first thought was “why specify Signal, etc“ but that’s even worse. Just to lend legitimacy to the story? Seems unnecessary.
Now.
… now?
… now?
a woman with blonde hair is screaming with her mouth open
ALT: a woman with blonde hair is screaming with her mouth open
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Now.
… now?
… now?
Dang, your neighborhood was handing out nurses??
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dang, your neighborhood was handing out nurses??
So… 4/4 B/G creature with flying and vigilance?
October 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
So… 4/4 B/G creature with flying and vigilance?
Truly an inspiration! 🫶 (but yeah, eat a piece of candy every now and then 😆)
October 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Truly an inspiration! 🫶 (but yeah, eat a piece of candy every now and then 😆)
Omg noooooo what are we going to dooooo
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Omg noooooo what are we going to dooooo
Ah, so I was talking to the police, here.
October 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Ah, so I was talking to the police, here.
[CRAZY TALK ABILITY ACTIVATION]
September 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
[CRAZY TALK ABILITY ACTIVATION]
Signature Look of Dignified Weariness
September 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Signature Look of Dignified Weariness