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GoatmealCrisp
@goatmealcrisp.bsky.social
Basically just an excuse to ignore work.
Man, if only the New York Times knew about this in advance and could have done something.
The New York Times has just confirmed that 40 civilians died in President Trump's invasion.

This is the aftermath in one area
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Hey it's that year now.
The funny thing about this strategy of buying massive IPs and making them exclusive is it essentially makes PS5/Good Gaming PC the cannon optimal set-up. Every Xbox exclusive is on PC, all kinds of PS exclusives aren't.
The Elder Scrolls VI will skip PS5 and isn’t coming until at least 2026 - https://www.theverge.com/2023/9/18/23878504/the-elder-scrolls-6-2026-release-xbox-exclusive
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I genuinely appreciate Arcade Fire not giving me a moral dilemma by putting out a good song.
April 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Imagine being American, growing up thinking you live in the best country in the world, and never tasting President's Choice The Decadent cookies.
April 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Coldplay eras - GOATED (Blue Room to A Rush of Blood to the Head), Still Very Good (X&Y to Viva La Vida), Couple Good Songs Per Album (Mylo Xyloto to Ghost Stories), Might As Well be Chainsmokers (Everything After That).
March 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Worth noting this only affects you as a Canadian if you have any desire to take an extended visit to the toilet bowl of the western hemisphere. www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
U.S. hardens rules for visiting Canadians
The United States will require Canadians visiting for more than 30 days to register with authorities, the federal register showed Wednesday, toughening rules as trade tensions soar between the North A...
www.ctvnews.ca
March 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Seriously thinking this one is going to be tough to top it gets better every listen and I'm not even that big a Lady Gaga fan.
Early but legit AOTY contender.
March 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Early but legit AOTY contender.
March 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We're truly not in the darkest timeline. In the darkest timeline, some agent convinces this guy with his looks he should be an actor. In this timeline he's now a mid-tier British TV actor and we haven't had a hit movie that isn't a franchise in 15 years.
March 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
#ElbowsUp - Listen to Creed? Not anymore you don't. Nickelback bangers all day.
March 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Pierre Trudeau once compared being neighbours with America to "sleeping next to an elephant." He was more eloquent, but it feels like a big, stupid elephant is rolling over on us and I just hope we don't get helplessly crushed.
March 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Those last two lines are historically dumb, seeing as Justin Trudeau will not be Prime Minister in 5 days.
Trump post on negotiations with Trudeau doesn’t make it seem like there’s progress towards ending the tariffs
March 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We are living in the dumbest time in America's past, present or future.
February 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Guys, I better not see you booing America's theme song at sporting events over this. Not cool, they are extremely sensitive. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Trump says he'll hit Canadian goods with 25% tariff next week after month-long pause | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump said Monday he will go forward with a 25 per cent tariff on most imports from Canada next week, saying the country has ripped off the U.S. for too long and it's time to put...
www.cbc.ca
February 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If Americans want Canadians to stop booing the anthem of a country whose government wants to annex us, they should probably take a stand against its government wanting to annex us.
February 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Grammy voters, I do not care. You have one more chance to give the lads Record of the Year and I will have a blood vendetta against anyone else you give it to.
November 8, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Fain/Ocasio-Cortez 2028
November 6, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I think Childish Gambino is particularly underrated because a lot of his best music is unavailable on streaming services. You can appreciate This is America, but you don't get to fall in love with him rapping over Grizzly Bear and that's sad.
October 24, 2024 at 12:40 AM
1,000,000 Other Good Games I've Never Played: Exists
A Skyrim soundtrack piece comes on my YouTube autoplay.
Me:
Im Back Keanu Reeves GIF
ALT: Im Back Keanu Reeves GIF
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM
You know, I try to get excited about new video games, probably as a subconscious bridge to my youth, but honestly I'd be happy just to have some way to just expand Skyrim forever and pay for it.
October 18, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Back here because the other site did another bad thing. I wonder how many bad things the other site can do before I never go back there?
October 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
@choqueioficial.bsky.social esta aqui, agora. Twitter nao esta necessario.
August 30, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Ola, meus amigos brasileiros.
August 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Pro-worker discourse in 2024 - "You get shit on at work enough. Bringing your own shit home with you is corporate cuck behaviour." workpoop.com
February 8, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Life is good when you have the good fortune to travel south but it’s amazing how depressing putting on a pair of pants at an airport can be.
January 11, 2024 at 6:18 PM